“You must call 911 and wait for the authorities or community action team to arrive and take care of the situation.”

FIFY

 Hitler liked cars too, Stan.

And getting libertarian stans to lick their boots.

“I’m not a business guy, but I imagine this enterprise has to be profitable on its own as a business. If it was all about him just being able to dump more money in whenever it needed it, I think it would better be described as a hobby.”

It’s a joke, son.

And John McCain was born in Panama, Mitt Romney in Mexico, and Ted Cruz was born in Canada. But that doesn’t fit their belief system so they ignore it.

Then there’s this:

This is true. Most of the world’s supply of natural rubber came from Asia and was in Japanese hands. The U.S. produced synthetic rubber for the war effort in addition to sourcing natural rubber from South America, but that was barely adequate for wartime needs, and tires were pretty much unavailable to civilians.

Obligatory.

You see the price of wood lately?

“Imagine shopping for a house and the realtor telling you the seller said you can’t see the house unless you agree to $100,000 over asking price. You’d walk.”

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Even when I was a kid I thought Pepe Le Pew was creepy and not funny.

Unless you’re over 40.

But “It comes in a handsome bi-fold sleeve with a certificate of authenticity”!

Her dead eyes...

Or something moderately desirable at the bottom of its’ depreciation curve. NC Miatas, SN95 Mustangs, that sort of thing.

I’m not anti-semitic, despite Israel’s best efforts.

“Elon I can’t believe that was your doge joke!! I hope’s not doge!?!? It should have been I hope it’s doge, I lost my money man, I trusted in you I believed you would help this community make some money but instead you crushed it.”