Ye gods, I forgot how ugly that car was.

And still have room for the dead hooker.

Found the fascist.

wHy doNt yOu stICk tO cArs, lIbTards! mAGa!

Harry doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene. He’s got a daytime job, he’s doing alright.

I for one welcome our new robot overlords. 

 They certainly do in Ohio. 

 I'll bet there's a hell of a crosswind there.

There’s one state that has a Springfield and a  Shelbyville, and that’s in Indiana.

She’s not Brown material.

MONEY.

Consider replacing the rubber fuel lines with new ones. Hard, old, brittle rubber fuel lines are a fire hazard.

The ‘90s were awesome.

I can tell you because I was there: EVERY car, from every manufacturer, was painted this color in 1996.

I had that combination in a Monza, from the factory.

Nope. Not even if it was a survivor with freakishly low miles that show up on BarnFinds.com.

Shhh, now everyone knows that you have gold coins buried in your backyard.

Sharting in them is.

Cuprabortion