This may be the best quote I have ever read. It may go on my tombstone.

One of the comments on that article is batshit crazy:

I can understand getting a rabbit nanny. As a (sadly) former rabbit owner, those little guys will build nuclear weapons and plot to take over the world under your couch if you don't watch them.

Rabbit nanny is a job??? MY PARENTS LIED TO ME.

OMG. My 80 year old dad saw the picture of the centre punch on my Kindle screen and asked me why I'm talking about enemas with strangers in that interweb.

I have this sick feeling that the public now knows that you can kill something (animal, kid) just by leaving it in a hot car. It's less physically aggressive than shooting/choking/drowning or poisoning. It's a getting to be a goddamned epidemic at this point and it's scary. I've been meaning to put a hammer in my…

The female nerd played by a model in glasses.

For me it's a toss up between Hot Latina Wife that breathes new life into schlubby guy's life and the hilarity that follows when their cultures collide and The Black (any Minority) Character that gets forgotten.

I don't care how much you hate, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I reserve my right to bawl my fucking eyes out when Forrest asks if his son is smart or if he's like Forrest.

Just like a fucking man. Don't want to listen to the young girls speak. Would rather hear the opinions of a fictional man. FICTIONAL MALE OPINIONS ARE MORE VALID THAN REAL FEMALE OPINIONS. WHY AM I NOT EVEN SURPRISED!?!?!?!!?!?

"I didn't ask for this shit"

Fuck off - rape apologist.

I had a guy do almost the exact same thing to me when I was about 18. Kept seeing him, though, because I didn't think that what he did to me was rape. He told me that I needed to "learn how to take a dick," and I believed him.

So I wouldn't be so quick to say that she's just looking for attention. She's probably just…

So mote it be.

Trying not to feed trolls here so I'm starting my own thread.

Nobody deserves to be assaulted - no one is saying that white men deserve assault or that it's not a big deal when a white man is assaulted.

So, he wanted his employers to pay for his promiscuous speech, even though it was against their morals? Well, now he's free to pay for it himself.

I heard they sent him a card that said, "Enjoy your Independence Day."

Eh… even if the sexting info is the newest, it's not at all the most important. Because seeing the headline, I thought "oh that poor man who accidentally left his baby in the car is now getting dragged through the mud just because he was sexting while he had no idea his kid was dying!" So, without the whole murder…

Rule #1 of the internet: everything is Illuminati. Triangles. Middle Ages. The number 4. Egypt. Ying/Yang. People in profile. Eyes. Squares. Dry ice.

Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.