How is that legal? Wouldn't that be discrimination? Of course they can decide where the money goes. But why can they decide if a person can use the money on an approved thing based on what that person's profession or other personal aspect of them is? If I as a science professional can use money on x thing, why can't…

I do want to point out that its actually hard to get a restraining order. The father MUST have had some solid evidence that this was in fact happening to get that order in the first place.. Also, The kid is 5.. This is learned behavior.. He learned those words and the meaning of them somewhere.. My first guess is at…

How the fuck is there a bag worth $100k? Who pays $100k for a purse? Is it carved from a fucking diamond or something? Someone needs to be robbed, clearly.

I recently had a miscarriage, and realizing that you forgot to unsubscribe from something was such a punch in the gut. I vote for a "do not email" list similar to the "do not call" list, or at least a nonprofit service that pulls your name off of parenting-type email lists,

Huh. Yeah, I guess it could be kind of creepy. I just sort of smiled at the thought that some round table of folks had to come up with a euphemism for "impregnated and stayin' that way"

"locked and loaded?" Too militaristic.
"fecunded?" too obscure.
"ripened?" Fuck.
"graduated?" Best of a bad bunch, stick it on the emails.

When I was pregnant the first time I had gone wild signing up for registries, newsletters, websites, maternity clothing store coupons and then I miscarried. It was absolutely devastating, and even moreso when I would get email offers, mothers day sale stuff, formula in the mail etc. I know there was no way they could…

I think the story is a lie, anyway. Yara isn't a cameo sized role in the show.

It does contain a lot of sex (much of it gratuitous), but there is a lot more there besides just that. It's mainly about power - getting it, retaining it, losing it. Honestly, it's really good, and I'm not usually one for the epic fantasy genre.

THEON FINGERS HIS SISTER ON A HORSE.

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

Is it wrong of me to admit I was hoping this was more like a burglary and involved Bieber dressing like a ninja and sneaking around people's bushes or something?

1. Less than a mile down the street from my apt and to think I missed it!

What I can't help thinking is how these celebrities turn out this way. Was this person always like this? Is fame really so all encompassing and powerful that it can make a celebrity horrible? Or are they already horrible and thus attracted to fame, and work to make it happen? Are all of us capable of becoming…

Good point. Also, know how to tell someone went to Harvard? It's easy. Within 2 minutes, they'll tell you.

I know lots of lawyers hate their jobs, for good reason, but Imma call bullshit. First years in Biglaw make $160K. For that to work out to $14/hour, you would have to work over 11,000 hours a year. Know how many hours there ARE in a year? 8,784. And that's a leap year.

This always happens to "developed" girls. Which is awful, in that the way your body exists is not necessarily within one's control.

I'm | too sexy for the dance | too sexy for the Dads | too sexy for the lads

ok I'm done

Oh criminy, add this to the list of weird shit that my smaller dog will react to with comical intensity. Also on the list? Mindy Kaling's voice on the Office.

As someone who is looking to take on a second job in the shitty town in which I'm temporarily stuck, just to be able afford my return to the city, and someone who is still unable to nab one of the shitty local Subway jobs because competition is fierce for any fucking work out here... Yeah, you sound like an asshole.