So it looks like all the ladies who like their pussies licked are GREY. Just pointing that out.

I've never had an orgasm from oral. It feels good, but it's just never happened. I just don't enjoy the very direct stimulation on my clit like that. Regular ole sex is the only things that works.

She thinks a bootstrap is the thing you tug on to get your mom's attention when you want to ask her to call in a favor.

I agree with you here, I have no idea why it bothers people so much to give out passwords. My partner and I know passwords for mail accounts and computers because we both work, we might get sick or something might happen and it's just handy to be able to check things for eachother ..

Definitely agreed. I still believe there's someone out there I can trust and won't have to deal with regarding this, I'm not totally cynical...yet.

Ugh, he sounds like the worse. I'm sorry you had to deal with that. We may disagree on the password thing, but he was clearly a huge jerk and I'm glad you found him out.

Can't wait for your next op-ed from a sex worker.

Actually, Hitler would've been well advised to follow Phyllis's lead. Invading the USSR during winter was, as it turned out, a really stupid idea.

Can we address the real elephant in the room? The one shaped like three Jewish boys from NY who were doing hip hop and all sorts of neat shit long before Macklemore?

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

I think American Horror Story: Striptease is a viable idea and wonder how we can get Ryan Murphy on Board. (Jessica Lange stars as exotic dancer/witch-vampire/serial killer, obvs.)

They don't call it the consolation prize for nothing!

You just are so damn emotional about winning. Are you on your period? We all know the laydeez get very emotional and can't help it when on their monthlies.

This.

This for me was the central and most important part of this entire article. The social interaction in public gay male spaces, by in large, creates very terrible people. Childish, narcissistic, "mean-girl" level social interaction. It is a cesspool. If that is the case then it is no wonder that much of this behavior is…

If he couldn't be there for you through your broken engagement and is criticizing you he simply isn't one of your best friends. Not that you need me to tell you that, but it sounds like what really happened was that you needed a better kind of friendship than he is capable of giving. I know in my experience with…

He was talking ABOUT HER behind her back, presumably negatively, to try to get "clever points." That has nothing to do with her being upset about his being gay; it's about being upset that her friend feels free to disrespect her.

I once made some very, very, very strong cookies. The problem was that when making a consumable for the first time, you have to go through a bit of trial and error to gauge how strong it is. We first just ate 1 cookie and waited half an hour for it to kick in, but we also just ate dinner, so that probably delayed the…

You can "imagine" all you want but the simple FACT of the matter is ingesting marijuana is indeed harmless.