You're gross. Delete the pictures.

The millions and millions of dollars might have something to do with it.

I mean, if someone paid me millions and millions of dollars to lick a subway handrail...I'd probably do it. I'd hate it, it'd make me hate myself as a human being...but I'm not gonna stand here and lie to you like I'm some kind of saint that DGAF…

Well, he has some issues he's dealing with lately, maybe that's why he's lashing out.

Healthy, respectful debate always desired.

I just keep seeing a crotchety old man yelling 'GET OFF MY LAWN' in the context of his wife being the lawn. Fucking dying right now.

"wine ghostwrote this piece"

I would LOVE it if Madison was in love with Zoe. That is a pairing that actually has chemistry. Weak little Zoe with her occasional wild streak, wild ass Madison with her occasionally vulnerable one.

Madison in love with Zoe?! Possibly! I love everything you wrote! Loved loved loved it!!!!

Yeah...Madeline Davies' AHS recaps are...not very good. When the commenters have to break everything down for you, it's a bit tedious. Also, I feel a little bit like she's trying to ruin my fun (with plot holes that don't actually exist, mind you), and I don't appreciate it.

It's a tie between Nan and Fleetwitch.

Truly heinous!

Scientific studies* indicate that colored lights cure seasonal depression, whereas white lights make you bipolar and racist.

How can you come on the internet and tell lies. Impressionable minds could be reading this.

Both kinds of lights are cop-outs. These are the options in order of preference:

1. Candles
2. Directly set fire to the tip of each branch
3. You are a communist

People who put bows on trees can fuck right the fuck off. Gimme a tacky ass tree covered in 3 decades worth of accumulated family nicknacks and cheesy childhood craft ornaments and huge multicolored lights any day. This ain't the Macy's.

"We have for so long imitated the West, and this is the first time that a person who has no link whatsoever to the Arab world, an American girl who does not speak Arabic, sings Arabic songs."

No, hon, it's not. It's really, really not. Sometimes people are mean, and that means they're criticize you for whatever you happen to be (tall, short, Rhode Islander, blonde, whatever). That doesn't mean there's an overt, cultural hatred of skinny people-thing going on in the way there's an overt, cultural hatred of…

You've got to be kidding me. 'Skinny-bashing' is not a thing. Grow up.

Wow, so she says things she means instead of toeing some ridiculous politically correct Hollywood party line? WHAT A BITCH.

Yeah, weird, right? I think even though they're both kinda awful, maybe they're a good match for each other? Haha. Oddly, BOTH of them follow me on Twitter and I have no idea WHY...