I mean, he’s kinda old as fuck, he’d die long before all those women could get their day in court. Then they’d have to take it up with his estate, which is probably the biggest reason his wife and daughter have remained supportive. But that’s when you call up a team of lawyers from estate and trust, not some shysters…

Pitbulls - because the type of person who would steal a pitbull would not be approved by any legitimate shelter or adoption agency.

This has been going on for awhile, the internet just makes it easier. A lot of the idiots that try are too stupid to check for a microchip, anyway. At the HSUS we always told people to never put “cash reward” in notices of lost pets because it brought the greedy weirdos out, and someone might be holding your…

They sort of explained the “why” in the first sentence or two.

These are instances where a 20% tip on delivery is called for. Besides, if the restaurant says they’re delivering, that’s not really on the customer.

Chinese restaurants seem to have their kooky award proudly displayed. A couple weeks ago I was in the city, and I was within a mile of like four Chinese restaurants. It was the weekend of the 4th so I figured at least one would be closed, but three out of four were. The fourth I called, spelled out the address where I…

Whenever I hear a Fazoli’s story it makes me sad and hungry. At least in the early years, their food wasn’t half bad, and so many breadsticks omg. Clearly their problem wasn’t keeping customers coming in for baked spaghetti, but something with how it was managed nationally.

Seriously, these dudes are the kind that make all lawyers look bad. It’s a case you’d take out of greed; since this info has become public he’s lost quite a few of those die hard fans that were trying to uphold his image. Everyone in the system deserves representation, but as far as I’m concerned, Cosby brought all of…

That’s what the media does.

Quaaludes were huge in the 70’s and often used on women to get sex, but from what I understand it was pretty consensual in most cases (the taking of the ludes). From what I hear ludes are hella fun, assuming you haven’t taken them from Cosby or Hefner.

IDK what y’all gonna do about it now tho (to Cosby’s lawyers). I know it’s one of those “even if I lose I’ll be famous” cases, but come on, this was a losing proposition. I’m surprised it’s taken them this long to say anything. I guess collecting that sweet Cosby cash gets distracting.

I know a woman with a grown autistic son for whom she’s trying to find a facility, because she’s too terrified of him to go about her life (they’re in the midst of medication switching). She says, “there’s no way the same vaccine for every child affected mine like this”. I think the people most afraid of autism have…

My issue is more with my friends’ kids spreading their germs to ME, but the end result is the same, which is that I get the shot because they can’t. Maybe it’ll cover the right strain, maybe it won’t, but I am not spending 2 weeks in bed because my friend’s 2 year old is in the process of learning that we don’t keep…

I think they completely eschew vaccines. I just got a tetanus booster and had a nasty reaction injury, but I can get scar tissue tattooed over — no such luck tattooing over tetanus.

Okay, now that makes more sense. I’m not sure where you worked, whether it was a chain or where it was located, but those chains know that people are showing up partly BECAUSE of that overflowing platter of food. So it’d be against their interest to serve smaller portions. But smaller, independently owned joints can…

Real Simple might give me a column, I know the oven is your best friend with a lot of things. Almost everything tastes better reheated in the oven, sometimes topped with a little bit of olive oil or cheese. Leftover fajitas or spinach salads can go in an omelette. Seems like eggs can cover a lot of sins, especially if…

People are not serving themselves in restaurants, so your logic there has a bit of a problem. You’ve also clearly never worked food service in the US, where you’ll probably get at least one weekly complaint about portion sizes being too small, but no one officially complains about portions being too big unless they’re…

Hahaha, all those shows like Man v Food definitely don’t help America’s image as a meat-n-cheese feeding trough. There’s this bizarre aspect of competition with some people, like whoever can eat the most steak is the most manly. But TX is beef country, so it makes sense that their plates would be comically large,…

This is where region and class come into play. You’re not gonna see some redneck Pennsatucky mama getting slack the way a well to do suburbanite in Oregon would.

If it looks and smells fine, it probably is, since nobody eats chicken tartare.