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Did any of you get crazy breakouts? Like, acne breakouts. Crab is the worst but any kind of shellfish makes my skin go into revolt, my doctor says it’s high iodine content. Within hours after eating a shellfish dish I’ll have at least one big nasty zit in the middle of my face.

*hork*

....baked ziti in a cup is what’s for dinner when my cooking dishes are clean but my serving plates are not. Don’t judge me too harshly, it’s the same food.

Earlier this week I had an insane craving for a lobster roll — please note that I’m vegetarian and have eaten maybe 2 in my lifetime — but I don’t live in New England so I was saved from myself. I think whatever McD’s turns out will make sure I never crave that again, pregnant or not.

I’m ‘5”8 in flip flops, so any kind of heel can make a difference. Since it’s a first date, I want to be considerate — I have cute flats or low heels that look just as nice. If the guy wasn’t lying, hooray! If he was, if it falls 2 inches or under I can forgive it. Everyone is dishonest with themselves about

Actually, some people can’t lose weight without putting the rest of their system in danger past a certain point. And they make platform shoes for men. So yes, you can change your height.

She’s bigger than most actresses, but I never considered her overweight or even chubby until she started constantly remarking on it. But hey, the way she does it is pretty funny and doesn’t seem to stem from self loathing, so whatever works.

She shit on the body types of malnourished birds. Don’t get your feathers all ruffled up over something that doesn’t apply to your species.

Yeah, I think some feathers were needlessly ruffled by this. *ba dum psh*

YES OMG. I go out to lunch solo, especially when I’m in the cities, and I do a lot of people watching. In Helsinki there was a guy who I guess had convinced his date beforehand that he was fluent in Russian, but his was worse than mine. He kept ordering carafes of wine and getting all touchy feely and red faced while

I wonder if this is part of why seemingly EVERY GUY lies about his height on online dating sites. The obvious explanation is landing more dates, but maybe they add an inch or two once they’ve settled into their okcupid or whatever and don’t get a lot of responses. My rule of thumb when I’m “on” dating is whatever

Yes, that is offensive to dogs as well as Jewish women. But she’s Lena the Spectacular so oh ho ho it’s so funny and kitschy!

Yeah, and chances are, they’re not celebrating this hurdle for what it really means to a lot of LGBTQ people. Especially if you’ve met the person you want to marry before being publicly out, or even if you weren’t, people will continue to question your sexuality for you. That doesn’t happen with straight people.

Because it’s a women’s disorder, and because there’s not an ironclad treatment. It’s a “new” diagnosis, even though apparently one in ten women has it. I think awareness is key, but because the symptoms/side effects of PCOS have a lot of stigma to them (excess body and facial hair, infertility, weight gain, diabetes)

If he’s the Jewish boyfriend she wrote that article about, I don’t understand how they’re still together.

Yeah, true, I’ve found myself wondering where the hell she even came from. When Girls started airing, I heard way more bad things than good about it, yet it stayed on the air. She’s self-obsessed and self-promoting, I’m not totally sure how she’s as famous as she is.

Something about this rubs me the wrong way. Like, straight allies are awesome, but this is taking it into far too self-congratulatory territory here...

I’m laughing so hard at the saddest gray jello.

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