If you attend someone’s wedding as an invited guest rather than a plus one, it’s bad form to not give anything. But I’d much rather give 50 bucks than a ravioli crimper from Sur la Table that cost 50 bucks so the couple can spend it on something they need, or put it toward a honeymoon. I see nothing wrong with…

My cousin is getting married in August and it’s an Old South wedding. I was going to go, against my mother’s wishes, until I saw that these events and bridal luncheons and stupid shit take up THE ENTIRE SUMMER. She’s had like 5 bridal luncheons so far, and it’s not even July. Just looking through the albums on…

Yeah, if she was that great of an actress she would have gotten some roles in movies rather than downgrading to a show that was probably projected to run a season at best. I think I saw some clips of it but I don’t remember sitting down to watch her show, I just read online about all the crap Hugh put her through.…

I dunno, with Hefner it really does seem like marriage is something to be won. Not saying she belongs in MENSA for her decisions, but there’s a reason there’s a bigger deal about this book than some other playboy tell-alls out there.

Waterpiks are solid, and if you do it carefully, can also clean resin out of your bowl.

Do tonsil stones cause pain or soreness? I’m wondering if I have those — my tonsils are so painful right now, it started a month ago and stopped for a few weeks when I went on antibiotics, but I’ve always had persnickety tonsils. Is there a risk of infection using something to touch them?

I sympathized with her in a way I couldn’t with any of the others because she came off as someone in a lot of pain, as the show progressed. Then when I would read articles or headlines about her, the story started coming together more clearly. I suppose I want to hear it in her own words, I’m not a celeb gossip hound…

I don’t know if it makes it better or worse, but she stayed out of delusion. She wanted to marry Hefner, and had a bunch of plastic surgery to look like his perfect woman. This tell-all is definitely a big “fuck you” to him for claiming he’d never get married again when he was with her, then proceeding to give someone…

Yes, especially those of us who watched the show. Holly Madison was the only one who seemed human and would express dislike or distrust.

The complaints sampled from her book have been echoed for years. I don’t doubt that on the main points, she’s telling the truth.

Sometimes doing the right thing means not bringing home the maximum amount of money or being the first choice for everything. It only threatens you if you’re scared of it already. Just because there’s no direct benefit to me doesn’t mean jack shit....hell, people have babies for no other reason than biological…

...you really don’t see any cultural perpendiculars between whites and Hispanics, between Chinese and Indian, the way you do between white and black? I don’t know where to start on this one except tell you to take a sociology class.

Why not? It’s clear what the topic is from the first sentence, you don’t have to keep reading.

The only person I saw making excuses for him that wasn’t a bobblehead pundit was my friend’s mother, who is a Black Christian woman. She claimed that the congregation must have not welcomed him enough and made a whole facebook post about it. Everyone else I’ve spoken to in person reviles him.

She was coerced and groomed — just because you’re over 18 doesn’t mean you can’t be sexually abused by a parent, and emotionally manipulated to think it’s okay. Who else identifies with that? Oh, domestic violence victims! Technically, this is a form of domestic abuse, but since we usually think of it as romantic…

1.5 tons of mozzarella....nommmmm

I refer to it as taking a constitutional in my lady garden.

This sounds like a classic example of girl-on-girl hate stemming from jealousy.

I like him but I don’t think he’s electable, then again I’m not so sure Hillary is either.

My dad’s family was a wreck, and he’s what I call “doomed from the womb” because of his father. My paternal grandfather was an alcoholic who beat his wife and children, and exposed them to cruelties too sick to get into here. One of his sons was my dad, another molested my half sister when she was 14, and the other…