At first I was like “Caitlyn Jenner? Does Bruce have a sister or something?” then my brain clicked together right (blame the fever) and WOAHHHHHHH. She looks FAB.

I remember seeing a Lange resemblance in the interview, but this is amplified.

You bashed the east coast. That’s what you did to deserve this. Sorry we have better schools and people can actually afford to live here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bet he started digging her before she was diagnosed, or maybe she had someone else around during treatment and he was that Nice Guy Best Friend who felt entitled to a date because he’d bring her smoothies or a movie while she was sick. I wonder if she knew that he was seriously keeping count all those years, or if…

I don’t even know what to say about that one. I’ve definitely been badgered into going on dates I didn’t want to, but around year three if that dude was still counting, I would have to sit down and tell him that it was NEVER going to happen.

I have actually been okay with Kim Kardashian Kanye lately. I’m happy for them. Crazy as they are, they seem to really love each other and their children as much as they love attention, it’s kinda perfect.

I got my second cat because my former roommate found out she was pregnant, and the father of the baby insisted that he didn’t want a cat around a newborn. I took him in and things have been kosher, but he’s a bit of a reactive cat when it comes to external stimuli like noises or overpetting, so it would have just been…

Not the same, but similar in that it’s a pet related malady that can strike seemingly at random.

I have two cats that I love like sons, and it’s still important to be aware that cat scratch fever or other variants are very real. My GoT watching buddy got swiped after trying to pet one of their bellies (amateur hour), and I ran to get the first aid kid ASAP. Once I cleaned him up and bandaged the scratch I…

Seriously, and it’s not like Elizabeth Smart is some advocate for having her life bubble wrapped about what she’s been through — after a few weeks of sleepless nights and taking care of a newborn, she’s gonna be laughing too. That’s how we cope, as well. So in a way, it’s a little insensitive of burner person to…

Good for her, I want her life to be happy and smooth sailing. For someone who has been through such a traumatic ordeal she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, I’m glad she’s able to have a family of her own now.

I’d rather use old school jargon for getting your jimmies rustled than call people ‘pussies’. That's an insult to cats and vaginas.

Also, regarding joint Facebook accounts — unless you're a pair of grandparents who don't really understand Facebook and only use it to wish people happy birthday, the rest of us don't think it's cute. We're wondering who cheated and lost privacy privileges.

I can handle fiction, and I can even handle it when it’s a legal case and is broken down into laws and paperwork, but this Duggar story feels weirdly personal. I don’t know how else to explain it.

I think if you’ve got a life worth writing about that young, you probably don’t have *time* to write a memoir or biography. You’re hopefully still accomplishing awesome stuff and increasing your success, wait until life slows down and you can write your own biography instead of hiring someone else to do it for a quick…

I don’t remember specifics, but I remember being very weirded out. By both of them. It was like a posthumous contest over who daddy loved more, and her mother was definitely the instigator.

That’s what the first book was like. The second was more like ‘this is my life as a somewhat well adjusted adult in a really fucking toxic celebrity environment’. I admit, I found the first one more interesting, mainly because of her mother.

WHAT IS THE WORLD ANYMORE

Wow, she really should be teaching college, not 7th grade. That’s the kind of stuff college sophomores REALLY need to hear, but in 7th grade, you’re still developing your talents. All kinds of writing should be encouraged.

I think I read 2 and found them pretty interesting, she’s not a bad writer and her story is just so insane that it’s amazing she came out as “normal” as she did. Her husband may be questionable and she may have been an MTV party girl for awhile, but I thought her perspective was pretty solid. Her mother comes out…