Amazon!

kinda close? I have this in black, it can all be thrown back.

I’m way more excited about this than the Tess Munster thing they tried a few months back.

Yeah, that makes a lot more sense now. I’m in Virginia, so basically shave a zero off pretty much anything like that and you have Beltway prices (at least in regards to real estate and the cost of getting anything done to your house).

I went ahead and bought the travel size, but they used to give out samples of them all the time if you ordered online.

One of my cats is a sweetie but he pees when he’s not happy, and a good way to kill his happiness is to not let him go outside. My dog is 80 lbs of monster with talons that don’t do anything to stone ceramic, carpet, or fake hardwood, but would probably hurt hardwood. Those two are both going to live with my parents…

I guess my pets are atypical then, except the dog, who will be staying at my parents’ when I move. I’m bringing one cat who never misses the mark on litter, and I put the box on a cheap bathroom rug to make cleanup easier. I don’t really like being lumped in with people who let their dog chew on the furnishings; mine…

My nice cat would probably be a good sport, but it would tire him out. He’d rather just hang out at the reception for awhile then go sleep under the bar where it’s cool. My dog would eat all the food, throw up, lick people, and then eat their food.

I hadn’t thought of this but I’m pretty sure one of my recently engaged friends is going to have their pug be a ringbearer. He was the main shot in her ring photo announcement.

Exactly, which is why I don’t mind springing up front for whatever the standard cost of that kind of thing is. I know that sometimes carpets have to be replaced, just the usual pet hair stuff that can’t be trained away. At the same time, charging 25% more in rent every month when you’re on a year long lease for one…

I’m uber pale so the pale gold shade doesn’t show up on me as brightly, I layer it up so I dig that coverage is buildable. get a travel sized one from Sephora, to me it might as well be a full size.

Yes, exactly. I’m not siding with TSA and airlines continuing to employ people without educating them on these situations and how they should be handled, more of preaching caution over reaction. If you expect and prepare for the worst, it doesn’t happen. But it’s when you blow off the important but boring pre-travel…

No, I haven’t, but like I said, a security deposit is one thing. Charging someone more in rent every month is unethical and shady, depending on the rates, most of which are ridiculous. I’m not going to get gouged by paying an extra hundred a month because I have a litter trained, sleeps-all-the-time-anyway cat — just…

I remember a few of these stories, and they almost always boil down to stupidity and/or lack of preparedness (yes, even in cancer lady’s story). Maybe I’m a travel snob after having done it way too many times for years, but seriously folks, let the airline know if you or one of your passengers has a malady that could…

Most of those that do get on flights are legit. Trust me, if you need that animal badly enough to go head to head with security about it and it’s still less stressful than not bringing the pet at all, I think that’s telling enough. I know a lot of people who get it when they know they’ll be looking to rent housing,…

Red is the least stable color, having it maintained by a professional is something Julianne Moore can do but us mere mortals have been coming up with ways to maintain it ourselves for millenia. I remember the unholy amount of glosses and glazes I went through before I let my natural hair color grow back in and started…

Sally’s has much closer products to what professional stylists use, so in skilled hands it should pass for salon color, especially if you use a toner or incorporate varying shades. The stuff-in-a-box uses the same developer for all, but a stylist or a pro at Sally’s can guide you to a more specific one to meet your…

I tried most of the things recommended that I could afford, so far the frontrunner is this taupey matte eyeshadow I got from Sephora. All bronzers seem to be too dark and too brown on me, even Hoola. I don’t contour every day, but when I’m doing full makeup anyway a very light cheek contour is flattering. I’ve been…

Yeah, I’m also wondering about a reverse expose on henna. It’s now associated with ‘garbage that destroys your hair’ but real, 100% pure henna isn’t like that at all. Any hair type can benefit from it if you want or don’t mind the reddening, but it’s especially useful for WoC. Not to mention it eases stress headaches.

ohhhkay I get it now. I was in the bathroom taking a piss, repeating ‘mug-o-chino’ to myself in an Australian accent for like a minute, tormenting myself of what the ever loving hell it could be.