I KNOW THEY’RE SAFELY ON SEPARATE CONTINENTS RN BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE MY EX’S WIFE WAY TOO MUCH now i’m scared. someone bring frito pie.

This really does read like an undergrad paper someone finished at the last minute.

nah man you gotta get down with the BSB and do it like this y’all:

Yeah, the jokers they got on the Michael Brown case are gonna be hard to live down. my mom, who at the time was very uninformed, was reassured about a grand jury because of COURSE they would only choose people who had a good head on their shoulders and no priors, right? Then I asked her how many times she’d been on a…

And I thought it was ridiculous to see the European flight attendants ALL in heels the entire time. Function needs to come first, and something tells me those heels are actually more dangerous than what they allow a lot of passengers to carry on board.

*bows*

well, this door has a skeleton cause they’re about to get BONED

if you watch the video for “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)“ and do the choreography three times in front of a mirror in a dark bathroom, you’ll be transported to one

lmao I didn’t know they were under the impression that the Baltimore court system is like a Halloween sex party....if you open the door and there’s a mummy with an erection, you can just go to the next door because mummies are scary!

GOOD. This is a step which not enough people will realize its’ importance. For a prosecutor to go after six officers, let alone one, is a huge fucking breakthrough.

I worked on the 2008 campaign, and I think we did know, but getting him elected was the victory — no one was sure how it was going to go. Hell, for months we were so terrified of attempts on his life, by the time things had settled in we saw that it might not go so well. Getting him reelected in 2012 was thanks to a…

Exactly — his administration did it, and while he’s a part of it, he’s not truly in charge personally of a lot of these decisions. It’s an entirely different chess game going on in the cabinet. And yes, all of those things have happened under his watch. But I don’t think he’s been a bad president by any means, tbh.…

I’m guessing early to mid thirties on both?

I’m 28 and ran a few pictures through, ranged from 19-23. This site is AWESOME, genes are AWESOME. and so is RETINOL!

I feel like an Obama apologist of some sort at this point. I still believe in the man, I just don’t believe in his administration. I think he’s a lower grade Jimmy Carter and spent too much of his presidency trying to get the right wingers to put on their big kid pull-ups and work with him. So I have friends who are…

I tip at Chipotle. It makes me feel a little better about the sheer amount of food I’m about to put into my body.

They are totally making this straw man sexual assault argument because they don’t like it and find it embarrassing. Male nudity is not the trigger for sexual assault, and the bun run is not a sexual thing. If you’re triggered by nudity, you need therapy, and I am 100% sincere about that. The human body is not dirty or…

Maybe someone can enlighten me a little more on this, but I’m taking issue with this argument that the bun run is in any way connected to sexual assault. Has anyone been assaulted during this event? I’m going to assume not because I think that would have been mentioned.

I didn’t even post that many selfies total, it was one day on the train when there was nothing else to do that got someone’s panties in a twist. Food, buildings, sunsets, cool things I find on the ground, that’s the usual stuff.

Is it just me or does calorie counting seem....old school? I mean, if that works for you, by all means continue. But for such a long time it was considered the *only* way, and all calories were considered equal. My doc and former trainer agree that taking the grams of fiber and subtracting that from the grams of carbs…