Good description. I have to take out loans to get an education to get a decent job, but this guy does a shitty job AT his shitty job and idiots throw money at him.

I want to hope not, that there’s been enough violence to finally stop letting cops off without an indictment by default, but I won’t be remotely surprised if he is. A lot will depend on the prosecution.

Yes, but that’s the nature of any floral thing, really. I’m currently doing a portrait of my mother and I’m trying so hard to make a floral background that does NOT look vaginal (she’s a gardener, not a gynecologist).

You noted on the forms and/or told the check-in girl you needed to be seated together yet she didn't comply OR tell you? Yeah, she wanted to bang your bf in high school. Thank goodness for that flight attendant, I know they have a love-hate relationship with alcohol on the plane but in those cases, it's a blessing.

Yeah, this can't be allowed to just keep happening because he's figured out a way to keep the system on his side. Not to mention he SHOULD have to pay back everyone he swindled.

Mine wasn't nearly as bad, but I got food poisoning from a really nice restaurant in Helsinki. My dish had goat cheese on it, and I realized it was unpasteurized and had been left out just a little too long in the heat with how busy the restaurant was. My dude had a bite or two of my dish and said he felt off the next…

That’s why I get up in the morning.

I remember that, which is actually what made me suspicious of the girl in question in the first place. Her baby is ALWAYS in and out of the hospital, I’m not sure if it’s monitored by video though. Also, I just have a hunch that whatever she might be giving the baby she puts in the milk. She pumps and freezes it, so…

Exactly! I know if I just kept it in a pitcher in the fridge they wouldn't blink, but most of the year that's where I keep cheesemaking stuff, so cheese > weirdos.

That particular school had some gems on the walls....

At one of the schools I worked at there was a Michael Bolton poster on the staff office door and no one would tell me why.

Yes, all of them are. It was comedy but I thought the 30 Rock episode making fun of Romney’s PAC money was pretty dead on. The disillusionment when they couldn’t buy black votes was a home run.

I bet you could find it on ebay if not.

I snorted at “GOP” in the same sentence as “dank memes”.

Seriously, Obama has had no personal scandal, everything people blame him for is pretty much the administration’s doing. He’s a figurehead and has done a fantastic job on that front being eloquent, TRYING to be bipartisan for most of his presidency (he didn’t fail, the Repubs just threw the ball over the fence then…

I’d buy a campaign poster, frame it, and keep it til it was an antique then sell it. I’m definitely a weirdo, but I’m a savvy weirdo.

Not to mention that if the jokes “didn’t land”, as he claims, why would he keep them up? Why would you keep your failures so visible unless you thought they did land, or are stepping on Jewish people and women to try and look edgy? IDK, both those jokes and his reaction aren’t boding well. A little humility goes a…

You brought up something relevant, someone else gave further information, you apologized and changed your stance. Sounds mature and not-freakout worthy to me. Don’t let the kneejerk reaction people bother you too much.

My issue wasn’t with the jokes, although they weren’t funny, it was with his response. There was something really aggressive about it, talking about how they were jokes that didn’t land....but if they didn’t land, why did he keep them up? When it looked like he was getting this job, why didn’t he (or his PA) go…

Seriously, these comments are making me feel really weird because I’m in my late twenties and I have several friends who are 18-20. Sure, they don’t get a lot of things about my life, but I get things about theirs because I’ve been there and we talk it out. It’s not like I’m some lecherous creep offering to buy them…