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That Sinatra Group sketch is definitely in the running for best SNL sketch ever. I might have the entire thing memorized. Just the other day at work I was joking with a co-worker about foul language in the workplace and I said “Forget the blue stuff, kid, you’ll never play the big rooms with that crap!”. 

I mentioned it above but hell yeah on Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. That shit was aces.

I can easily see him pulling off a serious turn like Cranston in Breaking Bad or Albert Brooks in Drive

Hell yeah man, All-Drug Olympics was a classic.

I say go for it. In the moment, you might struggle, but believe me it’s worth it.

Yeah that really rough. I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite like it in fictional television, where it was such a real-life thing.

I generally don’t approve of violence but I do think there are exceptions.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer was awesome. To this day, my sister and I will say “I’ll sue you and your whole crummy airline!”.

She had a group called Spinnerette, not sure if they’re on hiatus or what. Coral Fang is indeed bangin’, and gets plenty of spins in my house & car.

I get that readers here use the service, that’s not really my point. My point is that, with everything else going on in the world that this site could cover, the number of MP-related Newswires has been disproportionate to the importance of the news imparted. There’s hardly any decent original content here anymore, and

I love the PI guy, Wolfe. “You’re a nerd. You’ve always been a nerd.” And “I don’t think you could catch a football”. He’s hilarious.

He’s appeared on The Colbert Report and Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show

I don’t doubt for a second that our online obsession is unhealthy, or even that it has contributed to suicides, but “not seeing a coincidence” is not the same as “there is a quantifiable correlation”. The number of variables there is pretty massive.

Twitter may have been the tool that was used, but the fact that millions of people use it for this tells you it was in us the whole time just begging to come out.

Bingo. I have Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu and HBO’s streaming services. There are TONS of movies I’d like to see that A) are not available on those services without additional charge (or at all) and B) Netflix has available on DVD. If you’re even remotely interested in film, it makes total sense to rent discs from

one of the most loudly self-promoting companies in the business

Let’s see......

I’m imagining trying to parse this post to someone my parents’ age.

I’m definitely gonna rent The Spy Who Dumped Me at some point, if only because the sheer hotness of Mila Kunis, Kate McKinnon and Justin Theroux combined should keep me tuned in. 

I’m stoked to see 2001 in IMAX. I’ve seen it theatrically before and it was possibly my single greatest theater experience.