*pitches ten-part “coffee pot” saga to Univision or whoever the fuck*

time to give dril the old heave ho. boo to dril

spend less on candles

Can someone explain this to me and why he is popular?

We’re starting to wonder if MoviePass wasn’t secretly designed as some sort of elaborate scientific experiment

It’s been ages since I saw it, but yeah, seconded.

Well, first they fashioned a rudimentary lathe..........

Sure, if they wanted to annoy the hell out of me and many other people who think Allen is a toxic fuckhead.

I remembered that he was dead.

Well sure, he can, but does that mean he should?

That quote is sort of accurate in that Scheer definitely said it

CAST IRON GRILLING GRATES!

Could you elaborate? Every time Norm’s show comes up I hear about how terrible this guy is, but some cursory Googling doesn’t give me much. I always hear he’s a Holocaust denier, and that he used to jerk off homeless guys or something......but, in all seriousness, what is the deal with this guy and what is the…

Yeah I really don’t think Conan was trying to set him up, because Norm’s immediate zinger obviously just knocks Conan out.

Well technically you can be only 2/3 disappointed because you got one word wrong.

This website is circling the drain, but I’ll be damned if still don’t come here for posts as dope as this

THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

The video shows us next to nothing.

You get every single fucking upvote I could ever spend in one lifetime.

Perfect distillation.