Maybe he was high as hell and born again.....

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Why? Does contracting rabies make you appear idiotic? Like your eyes are all fucked up something? HOW DOES THIS DISEASE WORK, GODDAMNIT

He may have, but this is St. Paul so Holly and Charlemagne were probably also in the mix.

That poster was responding to someone else.

Not sure if this meets the criteria, but I thought he was subdued and excellent in Sweet Virginia. It made me want to see him in more things.

I’ll be honest, I just cannot understand those criticisms but that’s ok. We all receive things differently. However:

No way! That’s fuckin’ hilarious.

Yesterday I saw the trailer for Megalodon, and while everyone was struggling with how to defeat this insane creature, all I could think was “why doesn’t Statham just punch it so hard it flies into the sun?” but then I realized that movie would be too short.

Getting high enough to be “in space” is relatively easy.

Jesus God I saw that Patterson/Clinton book at Target today and almost fell over. What the hell! “The President Is Missing”........wow.

he was a convicted international arms dealer that was building a device literally called a “supergun” for Saddam Hussein, before being murdered under mysterious circumstances

I’m no rocket scientist, but I’ve always been very interested in space.

Eh, after about the 312th Blow, I felt the series had lost its way.

Cool, man, let me know what you think when you see it!

It’s uncommon that I would set aside my usual sprawling PCW recap to talk about only one thing*, but this one deserves it. Here are my spoiler-free thoughts on a mind-boggling theater trip:

With that level of commitment, I avoid you not look into The 400 Blows.

I know exactly what you mean. Every year or so, there’s an indie horror flick that everyone raves about. Because I’ve had mixed reactions to the last few prospects, I too try to keep my expectations in check. But this one looked SO great, and both myself and my horror-maven girlfriend went today with very high hopes.

Sure, but tell me how you keanu about that.

I know you’re not asking me, but I thought that was one of the worst goddamn movies I’ve seen in a long time, especially since it looked really interesting and very attuned to my tastes. Movies can be great, movies can be bad, but this one committed the ultimate twin sins of A) doing everything in its power to be…