It's not for me. Burt's the one you gotta keep an eye on.

Sorry, rich idiots - you can't buy 'cool'.

I read "Kylie Minogue" as "Charles Mingus" and got very very confused.

TB, if you like tenacious D that will increase my love for you even more (except that's not possible).

Kylie, darling, you spelled "monotony" wrong.

I feel you sister, that is the kind of experience that stays with a person forever, dammit. A consolation is that the Todds of the world probably go bald and get multiple divorces, while we figure out that what we've actually got is more cushion for pushin' going on.

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Canadians. You just can't trust those people.

Maybe he (and everyone defending him) needs to examine just why they think black people's names are so damn funny, when, you know, old white dudes named Saxby are elected to the Senate and old white ladies named Buffy are hosting fundraisers all over New England.

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

Right? They look like Mormons!

Well according to his Wikipedia, "He credits his roommates from Texas and Georgia for inspiring his imitation Southern accent." So it's not like he's gently ribbing the place where he's from - he's directly mocking the "deep" south. Also, boo to him.

I will always love Mariah Carey.

Some of his best friends are named Lasonia! Lazy comedians using jokes that should have been retired in 1986 don't get a pass.

Look, comedy is one of those sacred arenas

I saw that they only had one other comment before I responded, but didn't look at the content until now. Troll troll trolly troll troll. Who somehow manages to not be in the grey, unlike us.

I thought your point was to give me unsolicited advice about my writing style so you could stroke your ego.

I hold her accountable for her album, videos, and their content.