You've never lived in a town with all bottoms.

Takeaway: WHITE.

• Polly Prostitute

I think it depends... There's probably less stigma against bottoming now than there used to be, and I bet in longterm relationships there's more versatility than in hookups. But some people definitely have pretty strong preferences.

To a pretty low extent. Just go on Grindr for a bit.

I'd like to know that myself.

I'm torn. On one hand, self-loathing doesn't get anyone anywhere. On the other, height is a criterium that many women will place before just about anything.

Cheez, y'all, this seems kinda rude. All this guy has said is that he has some trouble dating because he doesn't feel conventionally attractive, not that women are cruel shallow bitches denying him his entitled quota of supermodels or some crazy MRA shit like that. A lot of people do value conventional attractiveness,…

This commercial must be made of allergens and dust that are beaming directly into my eyes.

I think it's time to call it: I hereby dub Henri a troll. Because why else would a non-trans gay man with no respect for other genders come to this site and this article and spew such nonsense?

Aaaand I'm crying. What amazing man who lived a long and incredible life. I'm glad that he doesn't have to suffer any longer.

I was sad and holding it together.

Silly us! We all forgot that this is about you!

I was weirdly JUST wondering about this?

Tastes way better than whiskey. Once again, black people are doing it right.

God, please stop worshiping celebrity children.

Wait. Just...wait. "Monica" Warhol?

This is something I've really been grappling with recently. I've had several nice, stable, long-term relationships, but I never really feel fulfilled (unless I accidentally develop some kind of side flirtation thing).

I'd love to read the book when it's published. I'm poly now after a long time being monogamous, and it's interesting to me to see how well being poly works for some people, but not others. I'd love to see more articles about non-monogamy here at Jezebel, but I know it can be a polarizing topic.

I know lots of people who seem to function better in three-person relationships than two-person ones, even among friendships.