An article about how men wanting strong, healthy marriages is just men wanting "sexy butlers" is an article about how men are jerks even though you didn't actually use the word "jerk." You write too intelligently for me to believe you don't know that. Especially since this is an article about how men want [words they…

Indeed there was a time in my life when I did feel like I had it all. A couple glorious years when everything clicked. But it certainly did not involve my wife cleaning. She was just as slovenly then as she is now. I did all the cleaning. But I didn't care. I had all those other things and life was beautiful.

Because men couldn't POSSIBLY want the other benefits of marriage, like companionship, emotional support, insurance, ect ect ect - you know all of those reasons we have been fighting for the legalization of gay marriage for the past decade.

Sweet Jesus,

I mean, I know this is a "patriarchy hurts everyone" thing, but for fuck's sake, come on.

It got me thinking, why would a disproportionate number of men value a strong family structure in their conception of an ideal, balanced life? My suspicion is this: For a lot of men, a traditional family includes a "wife," which is a kind of sexy butler that you also love.

My idea of "having it all" might involve a partner (not necessarily a wife), but certainly not for domestic purposes. The whole aversion to housework men are supposed to have - I just don't feel it.

Brooklyn women are picky b/c they can AFFORD to be, honey!

I think the point is to make you cringe. The fairy tale renditions they come up with are from source material that really ought to make you cringe, and then they .. well, do this.

Am I the only one completely perplexed by this fucking Disney madness? They were stories we watched as children. Some of them SUPER fucked up. I loved it when I was a kid, I recognize it now, but I guess I don't see how romanticizing it….. is fun? There are grown adults that I know that are totally obsessed with the…

I mean, Jezebel doesn't say it's feminist either. So.

ALL HAIL REBECCA BURT

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

But you left out the most important part - did they all find rich husbands?!

True equality comes when we have the right to be just as mediocre as men can be.

All we want is the same choices that men have. And if one of those choices is to be able to work a job we hate just as much as men work jobs they hate...hey, that's still better than the alternative - which is to NOT be able to work a job we hate to get money we need!

As great as Ronan Farrow's response to the Frank Sinatra thing was, I can't help but seriously side-eye everybody for focusing on Mia's potential affair, rather than Woody's alleged child rape.

One of my favorite movies ever. Let's do a remake!