MmmmMmmm, I’m sure it tasted like God had intended too! Is that prepared East or South Texas BBQ?

Well, when the kid behind the counter said the price, which I think was over $5 with tax (a fucking tax on water?), I instinctively answered, “Five bucks? Are you fucking kidding me?” His response was perfect: “Yeah, we get that all the time. Do you want a cup of water instead? It’s free.”

Hell, yeah, I want some of…

I was wondering if the water was $3 a bottle—not truly insane and cheaper than it was the last time I went to the movie theater ($4.95!!!!?!?!?) or $100 per case. After all, the 36-bottle case would be $108 at that price.

Just playing the curious devil’s advocate here. Maybe someone had water and was only selling so…

dammit - I only sacrificed the fruit of the ground. Now I have to kill you and wander forever in the Land of Nod.

For the good folks in Houston, I sacrified a chicken to God and used its blood to draw a pentagra... oh wait, wrong God.

CAPITALISM FTW

Pure Communism cannot account for human laziness, pure Capitalism cannot account for human greed.

What are we? Plebs? If you’re too poor to get the hell out of the area, you deserve everything including dying during it for being poor /s

Pretty sure that was intended as sarcasm, friend. But I understand the confusion; people are shit, and I’m sure someone is making a serious argument like that rn somewhere.

Libertarians will say this is a good thing. They don’t realize they’ve been conned by corporations who want to deregulate the economy. The whole Libertarian movement is being perpetuated by far right wing Republicans who are trying to attract young people who don’t want to be associated with being Republican. The type…

Private charities and God.

This is an argument I always use agains the Libertarian/Free Market people I know. When you’re stuck in a precarious situation, there will ALWAYS be people ready to take advantage of your desperation. Human greed is simply evil.

We humans are just the best.

Fuck people who price gauged during crisis. Scum of the earth. 

God you fucking communists. They’re only charging what the market will bear. And clearly if there’s a big enough demand by desperate, hungry, starving, and trapped people, supply is limited and prices will increase accordingly.

people are heartless

Let the market work itself out!

You know, the funny part of this note is that Floyd probably can’t read it anyways.

I’m glad I got all these stars, because I worded this awkwardly as fuck.

Glad to see his son choosing not to follow in his father’s footsteps by learning how to read and write.