kill the rich

don’t get rid of Columbus, all of the goddamn hipsters will migrate to Cleveland and that’s way too close for comfort.

i choose to abuse drugs because it’s my right. i also choose not to fucking murder people. thanks for the long winded rant about society being at fault for your murderous rampage.

shit on your manager’s desk if they don’t like your personality. these corporate creeps want engaged wage slaves - forcing us to sit through bullshit performance reviews is insulting.

these are seriously dark times, dude. seems like there is a faction of “police can do no wrong” people and the things they say really do sounds like crazy trolling... but they are serious. i’ll be sure to place /s if i’m straddling that line next time.

figured the paid vacation and medal of freedom remarks were pretty much a dead giveaway. forgive me.

this was a joke. i figured the “medal of freedom” and “serve your government” would be enough of a give away, but now i’m swimming in annoying comments from outraged social justice warriors.

god damn the reactionary idiots. this was sarcasm.

agree 100% - we have a system where the finger gets pointed at the next guy, who then can point the finger at the next guy, ect. it’s broken as fuck.

do you go around rating people’s humor on random posts all the time? what a condescending shithead.

lol guy gets easily offended at sarcasm that seems to go over his head, resorts to name calling. thank you for stepping in and saving the day.

lol someone who still thinks this is a democracy. let’s just skip the politicians and let corporations write the laws. at least then our tax dollars wont be wasted on the middlemen who were just going to fuck us over anyways.

i agree, i don’t want estate given to the state when I die.

i realize this is jokes for lulz... but those batman villains seem to always have ridiculous amounts of resources. you’d think they could just use that money to go somewhere nice and just chill instead of spending countless millions on armies of minions and intricate heists.

most people are ignoring it because it was sarcastic humor and they scroll on by.

this is the ‘merica that i know and love

accent - “a distinctive mode of pronunciation of a language, especially one associated with a particular nation, locality, or social class” 

should have been more clear - “fellow citizens.” but in my defense, the courts have shown time and time again that police officers are a notch above regular citizens.

i want a Honda Beat more than i want to go home from work early today. and that’s a seriously fuckload of want.

these seem like the bullshit incentives that go on literally all the time. now with more paperwork and restrictions.