Nope. Still can’t.

Too late. The era of $50k 550s is long gone. They’re already pushing $120k again.

Exactly! Of all the Ferraris, The 550 or 575 are the ones I would LOVE to have.

These are all the things I want if I somehow find myself with the means to purchase a Ferrari.

What’s the deal with the open ended questions and fake conversation every employee needs to have with me when I’m in a store? Every employee in many different stores treat me like I’m not a gamer or don’t know anything because i come in dress clothes from work and I’m over 30. The thing is I’m a huge gamer, own every…

Ah... An increasingly-rare automotive post on Jalopnik. It’s refreshing!

Ah, the Ford Mustang era of Escorts.

Vanilla likes them.

It’s a shame all the notchbacks are cut up into race cars already, I’d love to find a nice clean one. So I could cut it up into a race car...

Someone else finally agrees with me!

It’s a stretch, but I can see the resemblance.

Why would you ruin my day by pointing that out?!?!?

<ahem>

The @35 refers to “at 35 [years old]”... to commemorate the introduction of the first great Charger, the FWD L body, 35 years ago.

Clearly 2576 pounds of torque at 3500 rpm.

Alternative reality? Ronald Reagan was president in 1986.

Damn, I really am behind the times.

There was about a five minute period when we thought that early optical-scanner friendly letters and numbers (like on the bottom of bank checks) were cool.

Dumpster Fire.