Or you could just get a cat. Bonus- cats are great.

Portable + Scooter = Pooter

It’s Cavs season. Let’s focus on the now.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Felony for petit theft and cheating or gross fraud. I think sans plate would be more than just a fine; at least in FL.

The United States is far more moral than Rome. The endless pearl-clutching in response to violation of a meaningless cultural taboo is evidence enough of that.

This car is boy-racer nostalgia gone wild. A 10-year-old WRX will eat an E30 M3 for breakfast in every imaginable way and cost all of $6K. I know, I hate these types of “comparisons” too, but good grief, these E30s are out of control. This is buyer’s remorse just waiting to happen.

Because

The way I figure it, I wasn’t going to enjoy having the freedom to do whatever I wanted to on Friday & Saturday nights for much longer because of biology anyways.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

believe you’re legally obligated to own a cts-v wagon now 

 God bless you.

And, really, who wants to drive in megacity traffic?

Didn’t say overpriced. But $20,000 makes an expensive motorcycle any way you slice it.

Keeps the cabin cooler for the driver/co-driver, and produces positive pressure so dust and debris are less likely to enter into the car.

Which is why I said 208, not 206.

Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?