Drinkin’ Mellie is the BEST Mellie! Followed by Smellie Mellie.

We all know who’s behind this latest attempt to smear Olivia’s name...

I have a really upsetting confession.

That’s not wine behavior. That’s ambien nonsense.

Thank you for your life-saving service. Now here’s the equivalent of $59.

Since she was probably coming to the United States specifically for that purpose, a bet this questions matters a lot to the mother.

Might get you from LA to SF. So generous.

That’s not enough for a one way domestic.

all the fucking stars. Men’s egos are so flimsy, I’m surprised they make it out the door.

It’s not really who gets more emotional, but what they get emotional about. You see, women get emotional about things that don’t matter (to men) whereas men get emotional over legitimate issues like machismo and face-saving. It also hurts men more to have uncomfortable emotions; it’s like getting your balls stepped…

This needed bold reiteration. Don’t mind me.

Well, he’s just saying out loud what so many men won’t admit out loud.

No. Those were rational wars that were started based on purely rational and logical reasons. [Anger counts as a rational emotion provided it’s male anger, otherwise it’s crazy]. Here are some good examples of really rational, reasonable wars started over stray dogs, pigs, people cutting firewood, and a soccer game.…

WHY. IS. THIS. STILL. A. THING.

*types in nuclear launch codes*

this is a ridiculous post, stop being so emotional

You Can Have Whatever You Like*

It’s kinda like, I just know that women make rash decisions emotionally – they make very permanent, cemented decisions – and then later, it’s kind of like it didn’t happen, or they didn’t mean for it to happen