I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

THIS OH GOD. I pretty much defriended all the many emotional vampires I knew who either made my loss a way for them to talk about terrible thing that happened to them in their lives (usually not comparable, like ‘oh yeah when my neighbor’s grandma died I felt...) or just in general telling me how my loss was affecting…

My only defense for her is maybe she didn’t know how to deal or what to say/do. But the fact that she didn’t even attempt to reach out, that's crap. You were clearly more her friend than she was yours. Sounds like her loss.

“like someone burned down my archives”

Damn. That junkpunched my feels.

THAT is what I thought was shady (and what I thought was going to be the point of discussion this week). Judge Kara Brown, I think Snowden’s first tweet was pretty obviously not shade. But is following ONLY the NSA shade on Snowden’s part?

Minus the soul, but yeah.

I was so sick of lady gaga and her shit for a while but now that she’s been under the radar kind of I realized I really miss her antics.

I really encourage everyone to click through to the St Louis Post-Dispatch article, and really soak in all the romance.

But he’s a 23 y.o. who says “anywho.”

But is the pope really such a hero? He is staunchy anti-abortion/anti birth control and won’t consider allowing women to be priests.

Ughhhhhhh they bonded over The Secret? I hate them so much. I’m not even normally that judgy but that book is THE WORST and it’s garbage hippie prosperity gospel for garbage thinkers.

Which is so fucking weird considering the movie she's promoting.

There’s nothing wrong with being a humanist, but saying you are in response to a question of whether you’re a feminist implies that humanism is an alternative belief system about equality of the sexes, when it has nothing to do with gender.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I just watched about 30 seconds of the video and not only is she terribly unfunny, she’s also manic and annoying as hell.

I try not to go there very often—takes all types and all that kumbaya sort of stuff I try to apply when I’m examining the way women are pitted against each other in the world today—but I can’t help it:

Ok, honesty time. I couldn’t tell my partner how many people I’ve slept with because somewhere around my late 20s, I stopped counting. It’s not like it was so many that I couldn’t keep track, it just didn’t seem like important information to hold in my head.