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I know. One of my friends and I went to a conference just for fun and shared a room at a luxury hotel. We started talking about how few women in human history would have had the opportunities we had to make that choice - to be wealthy enough, to travel on our own, to have the means of travel, to be independent enough.

One of the biggest lessons I got of my adult life is learning that, unless a choice will kill you or hurt you physically/mentally/economically in a way you can't come back from, all the stress over choices is silly.

I read my spouse Shade Court every week and now he's started correcting people on their improper use of shade. Kara is doing the Lord's work.

WHITE KARA BROWN CANT TAKE A JOKE

WAIT WHAT? HUH??

For the record, my friend posted that Rhea Wahlberg story yesterday and I was like, "According to the rules of Shade Court, that is not shade. Kara is definitely going to say it's not shade, I know it." And I was really excited to see if I was right. I've been studying really hard for shade tests in the real world.

Then you can't afford to attend, sorry.

My wife and I are trying to have a baby. I'll be carrying the little gremlin (we're lesbians YAY) and she is planning on breastfeeding (with me). There are some hippie herbs you can take to make the boob juice happen, apparently. Anyway, she tells me the other night that not only does she think I should eat the

All ya'll can shut it. I legit hope this blows up.

I remember going to weddings as a kid and hating it. There's nothing for kids at a wedding most of the time. Dancing, drinking, and lots, and lots and lots of sitting and listening to other people talk is fun for grownups, but not so much for little kids.

NOPE NO NO NO NAH NOPE TO THE NAH NAH.

(Clears throat for best Mommy Dearest impression)

Sure you can! You just have to lose any sentimentality about the process. Stop thinking of them as children and look at them as adult guests, for planning purposes. Like, each kid at the wedding is another a chair you're renting and plate you're serving. You've got a headcount and budget to work with, and you can't