You can either pay the workers more or you can pay them more via welfare taxes. either way, its still coming out of you pocket.

Has anyone else noticed that the prices at Wendy's make no sense? I had to wait 10 minutes for my order inside one time and took a hard look at the menu. First, a double cheeseburger cost more than 2 single cheeseburgers. Second, their kids meals are more expensive then all the items bought separately. I asked the…

you on reddit lulz

The same people flinging shit about the missed notes would be flinging shit if she'd lip synced. They deserve to have millions of people following them around at work, berating them about every typo.

She and Robin Thick should have made it.

I love that rewatching Mean Girls when you're older is like discovering whole new dimensions of political commentary laced into the film. Cool Mom (when you're 12): OMG parents are so BATSHIT embarassing! Cool Mom (when you're 22): she's desexualized because she's older than 40 and society ain't cool with that, and is…

I will start by saying I made a new account to post with because I do not want to post on my real account and out myself.

Did this make anyone else never want to set foot in NYC ever again? 13 years. That's how long it took for the NYPD to spoil all of their goodwill.

That's her thirstiest move of all, posting those #freethenipple pictures and waiting for the "wow, nice tits!" compliments to start rolling in.

Just love your kids.

Unless you're barking about Nellie Bly's exploits around the world and it is the year 1888*: wholly thirsty.

This guy is vaguely appalled.

Basically, I think it technically is.

I don't think Blake is thirsty at all. I think she has been told her thoughts are interesting and profound her entire life because she has the hair of an actual mermaid and a good looking white girl face and now legit believes it. She isn't thirsty for attention, people give her attention because they are thirsty for…

way to humble brag that your girlfriend likes BDSM

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Chelsea handler anybody? I have never seen a person less funny drinking the thirst milkshake straight up

this is a case study in how street terms are adopted by the mainstream, lose all meaning, and become obnoxious.

Their needs are being met so hard that excess needs spew out the top of their pyramids like baking soda and peroxide from a science fair volcano.