lol yeah, non qualified person, you can totally fly the plane but for the love of god put on your seatbelt, this isn't Jet Blue for christ's sake.

A previous manager (worked in high-end retail) got her start in at Walmart and she said this thing would happen quite often in the layaway department around Christmas time. People would come up, cash or card in hand, ask for an account that hadn't been paid off or asked there was an account that had a certain standing…

if someone doesn't receive their shade, does it really exist?

It is now my life's mission to replicate the perfection that is Angelina Jolie's death stare. It is a thing of beauty, and if it is this powerful in a photograph it is a miracle that Amy Pascal wasn't incinerated on the spot.

Oh lord.

God bless that New Yorker, not letting the volunteer slack. USA! USA! USA!

Time to hire some new assistants.

yeah no im done with this dumb city

I would literally have to move out of my apartment and go to therapy if that ever happened to me.

Team Wintour all the way. There is no way I'd be coming to the office. That's what wifi and Starbucks are for.

Because it is smizing so hard.

There is an obvious, elegant solution to this crisis.

Oh my god. I love you I love you I love you.

Agreed! Plus she's pregnant. I feel like messing with pregnant ladies will get you, at the very least, some side eye.

There were identical twin brothers who went to my son's preschool. He said to me once, "I wanna play wif Maffew." I said, you mean William and Mathew? He pointed to them and said, "Maffew." In his mind they were either one kid named Maffew, two kids both named Maffew, or the pair of them together was simply…

That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.

This is always the best, imo.

The fucking Fitbit*. Buy them a Fitbit and one of those $$$ juice cleanses because someone who believes in "toxins" needs to know how many times they have swung their arm today.