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I feel like this pertains to the discussion:

Gaston is the most fuckable Disney character ever.

Anyone else here randomly love Scott?

I do not want to go to sleep and as a result I don't get enough sleep, causing me to sleep in, chronically.

You sound like you're on the right track, and I definitely get your point that the article seems to be ignoring men like you.

Where can I find another one like you who's still single?

Yeah, internships turn certain industry into a rich person's game, which is a damn shame.

I feel gross about this, but I don't know how to deal with it, exactly. I mean, I don't think this should exist. Sharing your experience with friends is one thing, but when you enter into a private/intimate situation with someone, you are consenting to be in that situation with *them*, not the whole world. That's why

I would purposefully low-rate my boyfriend to keep the skanks away. Is that bad?

I'm just going to state a fact that not very many people seem to be aware of:

The whole time I was watching I felt guilty about how impressed I was by his athletic prowess and how distracted I was by his nudity. My internal monologue was something like: "Wow, (penis) did he just walk on his hands on the turnstiles? (Penis.) THAT'S NOT THE POINT, BRAIN, (PENIS!) THIS IS HORR—WHOA, NICE NO-HANDED

When I was training as an EMT, my instructor told me about when he was called to a scene where a guy was on PCP. Six police officers were on the ground on top of him, trying to hold him down. The guy was straining so hard against the officers that my instructor could hear his teeth breaking inside of the guy's head.

I'd guess he's on PCP.

PCP has the effect of making people overheat, and also lose track of their boundaries, so off come the clothes. Whee! (Wii?) (Weewee?)

Travelling two by two into the Noah's arc of my mouth.

I wonder if that girl, adorable as she is, even likes Cheerios.

Or if those people, nice as they are, even eat.

Two things:

I'm less insulted by the $68k price tag than I am the idea of dressing women as little girls.

Seriously.

This is why I don't understand fashion...what about the dress makes it worth that amount? It's not like the design is really unique and elaborate or anything and I strongly doubt the fabric it's made of justifies the price unless it's silk woven by a breed of silk worm that was previously extinct and was cloned back