I saw giraffes in a non highlighted area of this map. I wrote a song about it which became Tanzania's #1 summer jam. Pretty sure this was not a hallucination.

Wow. Just... wow.

I went to SPU. Lots of thoughts on this, some inappropriate at this time. Glad the shooter is apprehended so hopefully we can at least get some answers.

She was once with Aleksander Skarsgaard and now is not, which means she has *some* deficiency re judgment, let's be real.

While you're at it, ask every other multimillion-dollar brand that's lasted 30+ years to change its image. No, because business.

tl;dr. I don't see how marathons prevent decor. My walls are a tasteful bib frame cluster. It works.

Girls who mark their calendars for the four amateur nights: NYE, St Pats, Halloween, and SantaCon.

those are soho bros.

Because the business model of online content sites is pageviews and more common keywords win the SEO game. You still clicked so Gawker still made money. Everyone wins!

Funny how white/European ancestry people never try to claim Obama.

Because many of our families got here through not-so-pretty means and can't exactly trace it back to a specific country. This seems obvious.

Just rename the restaurant Westboro Diner and be done with it. Ugh.

This ad was beautiful to look at/listen to, but I dare you to show me the Venn diagram that shows overlap between Maserati and Q-Wallis.

Pretty much everyone I know in NY either has anxiety or is an alcoholic, so yes, it's the water.

I met that woman this summer. She was a friend of an acquaintance and we were at a fancy club and she nonchalantly mentioned going to a party in Morocco for the weekend, not at all bragging, as if it were brunch or any other regular weekend. I felt way out of my league that night.

I nominate Olivia Benson.

THAT is brilliant and I'm stealing it.

What if your diet requires having lots of sex partners? Hypothetically.

I clicked fully expecting the firm to be in a small red state town, but no, downtown Brooklyn and Manhattan.

I will definitely see this... but wouldn't it have been nice if the 3 main ladies were different types - race/body/age etc - without comment on it? I guess Shonda can't write everything.