Interesting! For Long Islands, the liquor is usually well though, right?

Will you be my life coach?

I love our calorie law. It should roll out everywhere. Disclosure puts it in the consumers' hands. I think it's 14+ locations nationally. Apparently why some chains changed their name (Houston's).

This, but find/replace all the food types with men types. (Tee hee!)

warning: parade-raining

If 10,000 hours of practice = expert, then me too.

My all-time most palm-forehead bartender moment: Mojito made with Splenda.

First reaction: Someone got paid to make this.

Every time I am in a group that is in agreement about taking a set of future actions, even at work, especially at work, I force them all to put their hands in the circle and yell "GO BAYSIDE!"

I so want to copyedit that poster to remove all the A's. It would be so much stronger. Just saying.

Jezebel Poet Laureate 2013

Shonda Rhimes all day every day.

Me too. I always say I'm Mariah mixed not Halle mixed.

There is not a font big or bold enough to format so I will just all caps: THIS. TIMES INFINITY.

That is awesome that you are repping your friend. Please send her to Nordstrom - I used to be a fitter there and it was a dignified experience with a much wider range of options.

They're not that bad bc they last a long time/you only need a few, and insurance does cover it.

What 60 year old post-mas. woman (hell, 30 yr old woman) wants to deal with VS in the aftermath!? Not this one, even with both boobs intact.

Former Nordstrom Bra Fitter here!!!! Ask away.

Ugh, Matchmaker will warp your brain worse than a ladymag. I had to stop watching when I started having thoughts like "OMG I need to spend an hour a day blowing out my hair or all worthwhile dudes will think I'm horrific!" No thanks.

Add to woman: Stop aging.