Yowza good call. Chin out and down, ladies! Smizing, not just for Tyra! Also, Imagine poster in the background = priceless. Why even try to be subtle.

PR Tip of the Day: Before you agree to be profiled/interviewed by a major media outlet, realize you will be skewing your Google results / potentially affecting your job…

Or take this clever shortcut: hire a PR firm and sell your story to The New York Times. The school of your choice will thank you for national press by accepting you, because now they have to.*

*This is also a good strategy for getting anyone to do anything you want for the rest of your life. Have fun!

I know a lot of artist/academic types who turn their noses at the idea of an hour drama or TV in general bc, ughhh not highbrow enough and not making a difference. Difference is, Shonda's art & corresponding POV (race, sex, rights, relationships) are getting all up in people's homes, their space, via narrative - one…

Huck needs an Emmy, like, yesterday.

I could only make it to Endless Greeting Scene at 5:00 after HAHAHAHAHA fat people so awful!!! How many people had to either approve that or look away for it to get through to publish??

Mesmerizing. Someone give this dude bags of money.

gif win

Toasters cost, what, $20? Please tell me you regifted it for her wedding.

That is AWFUL. Seriously. I have never understood why people can't RSVP.

brilliant. off topic but i can't resist: if we hit 40 and don't have/want kids can we also take a work leave to pursue other personal life dreams? (crouches, hides head from tomato throwers)

Yes I HAVE to see a breakdown of that $5k!

I have never understood the logic of dictating what someone wear only once AND making them purchase it.

I cannot tell you how exciting it is to see a black woman's body is in a swimsuit ad. We NEVER SEE THIS, especially in a mainstream brand. Yes, Beyonce is fit as f*ck, but it's an extremely different body shape than the typical SI/VS. Also, she's 30+. More of this please.

I was agreeing with the "why hate"rs but then I found this:

Seriously, and anyone with a problem that I'm wearing it to Trader Joe's can just [does Bey head shaky movement, turns, walks away to the beat].

JCP still costs the same.

Is it Christmas morning? Because all I ever wanted from Santa is more versions of the best column ever written ever.

My strategy is to just be really scary and intimidating so no one has the balls/ovaries (ha! Relevance) to question me, ever. Works great!

THIS!!!! My friend who works for a major brand used to let me help her name colors and one day I was like - why don't you guys call these "CEO" or "Corner Office"? I would buy those no matter what the color was. And she just stared at me blankly.

Lifehacker, are you in my house? Been trying to figure out all weekend what's going wrong - is it oil I'm using, new pan, or my terrible cooking abilities? Good to know it's a combo of 1 and 3.