Every time I am in a group that is in agreement about taking a set of future actions, even at work, especially at work, I force them all to put their hands in the circle and yell "GO BAYSIDE!"

I so want to copyedit that poster to remove all the A's. It would be so much stronger. Just saying.

Jezebel Poet Laureate 2013

Shonda Rhimes all day every day.

Me too. I always say I'm Mariah mixed not Halle mixed.

There is not a font big or bold enough to format so I will just all caps: THIS. TIMES INFINITY.

That is awesome that you are repping your friend. Please send her to Nordstrom - I used to be a fitter there and it was a dignified experience with a much wider range of options.

They're not that bad bc they last a long time/you only need a few, and insurance does cover it.

What 60 year old post-mas. woman (hell, 30 yr old woman) wants to deal with VS in the aftermath!? Not this one, even with both boobs intact.

Former Nordstrom Bra Fitter here!!!! Ask away.

Ugh, Matchmaker will warp your brain worse than a ladymag. I had to stop watching when I started having thoughts like "OMG I need to spend an hour a day blowing out my hair or all worthwhile dudes will think I'm horrific!" No thanks.

Add to woman: Stop aging.

Yowza good call. Chin out and down, ladies! Smizing, not just for Tyra! Also, Imagine poster in the background = priceless. Why even try to be subtle.

PR Tip of the Day: Before you agree to be profiled/interviewed by a major media outlet, realize you will be skewing your Google results / potentially affecting your job…

Or take this clever shortcut: hire a PR firm and sell your story to The New York Times. The school of your choice will thank you for national press by accepting you, because now they have to.*

*This is also a good strategy for getting anyone to do anything you want for the rest of your life. Have fun!

I know a lot of artist/academic types who turn their noses at the idea of an hour drama or TV in general bc, ughhh not highbrow enough and not making a difference. Difference is, Shonda's art & corresponding POV (race, sex, rights, relationships) are getting all up in people's homes, their space, via narrative - one…

Huck needs an Emmy, like, yesterday.

I could only make it to Endless Greeting Scene at 5:00 after HAHAHAHAHA fat people so awful!!! How many people had to either approve that or look away for it to get through to publish??

Mesmerizing. Someone give this dude bags of money.

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Toasters cost, what, $20? Please tell me you regifted it for her wedding.