Is there an epi pen for police bullets?

Oh no not our sacred 250 year old document that was aended several times by those who wrote it. That can never change. Also you’re the one bragging abouthow many guns you want and threatening civil war, domestic terrorist fuck

They get the guns on the shelves, like drug dealers in the case of an overdose, every gun death is on their hands, they profited from that sale and don't care

If only every journalist had a gun.  You know the guy did this for Trump right?  He wanted to fight the fake news that was terrorizing his orange hero.  Conservatives are murderers

But will they make me shit?

Why not alcohol and thc?

How does a bar call an Uber for someone? Do they ask for the person username and password and then what? The bartender gives their phone to the person? And how is the bartender hopping the bar to walk you to your vehicle hidden by a code word?  Pretty sure the date would notice you leaving wether you said angel shot…

Spaniards didn’t mass immigrate. They mostly sent soldiers and priest to take stuff and force Christianity.  So if a Latin American does have European Spanish blood it's from one rapist ancestor 500 years ago. Like 5-10 percent of their ancestry tops.  9 out of ten Latin Americans are are least 90 percent indigenous…

I never heard of this prize or know who the author is, I couldn’t name one literary prize, but I am outraged! The Sarah Jessica Whatever’s (SJW?) won!

If we don't learn from little house on the prairie we're doomed to repeat it

Omg not marijauna!  It's legal in California.  Maybe people need to check their fucking kids.  Whose the little girl yelling to?  Make a sign

Spoiler!

You spelled black wrong

Not new, not bullshit, not 8$

Bell and Evans is no where near 8 dollars a lb, its at Shaw’s, maybe for the organic but the basic air chilled Bell and Evans is like a buck more a lb and it is pretty good

Haha she lives in a dilapidated trash neighborhood. I bet his car is worth as much as her house. I hope she’s seething in jealousy still.

Gross, those cornermen are no better than pimps, they deserve to get their asses beat for 20 plus minutes

This sucks. I’m sorry guys, us white people steal all your shit, turn around and call you thieves. Sometimes I wish I was born on Mars.

Erica Gorman is a snitch bitch

Was the song gold digger really genius though? Like Beethoven levels of genius?