How do you let beer stand until it’s 98 degrees? It would have to be 100 out

Damn, damn damn damn damn damn damn damn, tragic

Labs are corrupt. A lab billed me for a job interview drug test. The employer told me they had paid and given me the proof to send to the lab. The lab then took my sample and did a bunch of medical tests noone ever ordered and billed me for that instead. Quest diagnostics

Do food critics give receipe revisions? Do book critics blog the whole book with not in the margins. I mean it’s not rocket science Nintendo just has to try and that’s all she’s asking for. If a man wrote this would you have felt the same?

The wire only had four seasons I don’t care what anyone says, that show about the newspaper was a different show

Dude it’s the internet, people can’t like stuff he doesnt like it violates one of the amendments or something

Or like the AA people, they can drink 12 red bulls, chain smoke, trash hotel rooms, sexually harass every new woman member, but they’re better than me because I enjoy cannabis and craft beer.

I have a cousin ( woman) who’s a cop. My mum was asking about fixing my sister up with any decent cops. She flat out said no, there weren’t any decent men who were cops

I just empty the bag into my mouth like an animal for any nut products

You thought he got captured? What gave you that impression, did you just get your first tv yesterday?

No

Myogoblins need to get their own name, not just some other creatures name with myo before it!

Muhahahaha so evil.......

It’s a good thing you told everyone.

Pussy, you’re names Hamilton, you can’t sass anybody

That’s some heteronormative bullshit. Doth protest too much? I hope some day you find the courage to come out

How much is Kotaku a month?

Omg, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tough, toughest guy, on the net right here, certified bad ass

I see so much “ voted for Trump cause of gamergate, and kingdom come day one buy just to trigger the SJWs”. Ugh

It’s not clear who you’re talking about, this could be applied to Che or the net journalists.