DURR THAT MOM IS HOT I’D BANG HER

You could use a good rape

What talent? It takes talent to blog about games, this butts guy had talent? Really?

You suck Lifehacker

Fuck off

Weds is the day before Thanksgiving dumbass. Even if you live in another country, Google Thanksgiving before you make a dick of yourself next time

Same reason they called them matches in Rocky, troll

What? Transphobia? In the black community? If you’ve ever read an article here, you would know that all black people are perfect angels who can do no wrong. The black community is incapable of any form of hatred, particularly towards lgbtq or women. Duhdoy

I love when good old mom and pop rub the dates of things and willingly try to trick customers into purchasing spoiled goods.

Omg, going on a wrestling article to tell wrestling fans that wrestling is a scripted show! You are soooo tough, you must watch MMA, I’m shitting bricks right now. Do you only read text books and watch documentaries?

Sometimes more so, the world is not getting better, humanity has peaked.

Man what a happy memory, loved that site, just don’t even know what to say right now

A film is an radio play with images.

But you’re soooo useful, right? Totally gonna change the world from behind a keyboard? You hate white people so much, get off your computer and go punch one.

They call it ghost grass I think, though I could be wrong and ghost grass is a type of weed.

Well the pudding there is Michelin star rated.

Boner!

When my drunk ass dad had a problem with ice cream trucks, he went out and explicitly threatened to blow up the ice cream truck next time it came to the street...ice cream truck never came to my street again, I cried, but maybe Mackenzie can learn a thing or two from my story, like as long as I can make a difference…

But you’re a pussy for being in a gym at all. What’s the difference? You think that monk finds you to be any less of a tool? Tough guy.

They don’t, it’s just a statue, if you have kids you’ll have to bottle feed