They also announce several, basically useless, alternate pose amiibo but still can’t make any new Lucina amiibo, I’m still butthurt, to this day, over that. Nintendo just hates my money.

Was it American style handball, like racquet ball with no racquet? Or like Olympic style, soccer with hands?

Asshole

If women know it’s all about kissing fingers and oral, then why don’t guys with a small penis ever have a chance? Or am I just projecting my own insecurity?

Wow, I thought I liked this site, but between way over doing it with the sex articles, and being all cool and douchey like this....Fuck Kotaku, I’m done, we get it, you’re internet badasses....whoopde fucking Doo...One less bookmark, c u l8r 4 eva

We get it, gamers are sexual, only some of us aren’t. Some of us are as broken and scarred and lonely as the old stereotypes. I know, I know, I don’t have to click on the article, but if I want to click other articles, I still have to see it. I’m glad so many of you are normal, healthy, and happy. But how often do…

What a brave and beautiful young lady. My heart grew two sizes this day.