“Turn left at the Dunkin Donuts. No, not that one, I meant the one 500ft down the road from it.” -Google Maps in New England

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo

This was back in the era of the R32 and 240SX. It really was sporty for its time and the 4DSC really did fit. It did not age well but in its day it was a rocket.

Ah, back when the Nissan Maxima wasn’t a fugly shit-looking fuck fest it is now. 4DSC.

Ahem....

Star for you for filling over 50%.

Is that negative 40 in Fahrenheit or Celsius? Ah, you know what, it doesn’t matter.

Ooooooo.

The only proper solution is mounting the wheel on the roof:

Maybe. All that hot air expelled by folks around here rose us right above FL.

I feel like CT is becoming the new FL based on some of the recent article.

Crazy.

I always tell people about this story from when my dad was a tow truck driver back in the 90s.

So you think you’ll save $50,000+ in fuel costs to offset the vehicle cost? Also... who buys a $150,000 car to save money?

it either that, or his blood:

But my decision tree doesn’t fuel consumption.

Explain to me how tickets are written for going five over on a highway, but this guy gets away on claims of it being a civil matter? You can’t, because it doesn’t make sense.

Yeah, I can’t wait to see how well the Tesla does after five passes. Or on any race lasting longer than fifteen minutes.