How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

I love the Seahawks bashing. It just means our long-shitty team is finally relevant.

Well, that was fucking abusive.

no one knows what #BFIB means

She’s really gunning for that book deal.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

I can count on one hand the number of birthday parties I had during my entire childhood, birth to 18. Every kid I know seems to have a party every year. I can’t tell if I’m the weird one or not.

So much this. I imagine that 90% of these older virgins are absolutely petrified of sex and everything that comes with it. I’m not trying to be an asshole here but (this works best directed to the guy who wrote in) go get a prostitute and get out of your damn shell, the rest will unfold a lot easier after you’ve…

Funny how she mentions the laws of physics while wearing an outfit that doesn’t look possible.

“Sometimes new learns push out the old stuff.”

Not even close. Diana would kill Batman if she tried to get with him.

Superman may be her equal in strength, but there’s only one man out there that can top Superman....

Watch IV and V, and then don’t watch 10 hours of bad Star Wars movies after that.

Seriously, all you’ll ever need or want in a pen.

Seriously, all you’ll ever need or want in a pen.

So the new universe she lives in is the intro to Scooby Doo?

You’re right. Most of the warlock stuff is fugly.

(Stolen from the Bungie Forums)

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.

Dear Dealership,