Let me introduce you to this thing called “porn”....

I get it, you turned into a 12-year old girl.....

Vegetarians are mentally ill. You do yourself no favors by sucking up to them.

Meanwhile, I am currently wishing you die from some horribly painful and disfiguring disease. Lingering in agony while people just shake their heads and say “karma really is a bitch, just like her”....

The first trick with being broke is to learn restraint and frugality. You aren’t going to get on top of living paycheck to paycheck until you learn to get by with little in the way of creature comforts. No more Starbucks, no more $300 shoes, no more designer handbags, no more getting take-out 7 days a week.

I’m pretty sure she’s actually been dead for years and they just zap her every now and then to make her move around a bit.

As one of those “sadistic boy scouts” I can attest that there are numerous methods for opening a can, many are far cleaner and less likely to end in bleeding than others. But the real question is “why the fuck don’t you have a can opener?” They are cheap and plentiful, so you should always have a spares placed in your…

A pizza place I worked at had a really busy weekend dinner rush. The manager was working the kitchen with us (which is in full view of the customers) and had a pizza slide off the peel and fall cheese side down on the floor with a “splat!” Manager looks out at the seating area to see if anyone had noticed, picks up…

Wow. Those people can all just go fuck themselves.

The cognitive dissonance in this article was astounding.

Perhaps because it’s what porn stars, whores, and strippers have in the way of mandatory ink?

The universal male response to tramp stamp is “trailer trash whore with crabs; will do anal upon request” - particularly if it’s Chinese characters, for which it most likely says something like “insert fried chicken in hole” and NOT whatever you think it says.

Why didn’t they get another Hutt to play Bella Abzug instead of letting a human play her role?

They’ll make a lame “fair use” claim which will be laughed at by everyone.

History is written by the winners. Losers are automatically assigned the role of “bad guy” - historically, the Nazis weren’t worse than any number of groups, and were real pikers when it came to the body count in comparison to 20th century Marxists.

I run into one of those things about once a decade or so. Last time was in a Fred Meyer parking lot and they were handing out coupons.

Everything said by the WHO can be safely ignored as it is a political organization unconcerned with pandemics.

I thought I was the only one with this problem.

Is Long John’s even still around? I ate there ONCE over 30 years ago and they sucked. It wasn’t just the fryer oil that was one step away from going rancid, whatever they were using in the fryer wasn’t hot enough to cook anything properly so it was all just soggy.

You should have laid into him with something sturdy enough to break bones right after you call the police screaming about an intruder.