The driver in the video, Blake Wilkey, is now out of jail but seems to have self-punished himself as he’s now stuck driving a ‘90s 4Runner.

One of my most thrilling moments was when I lived in Cambridge, MA and witnessed a lowspeed chase between a police car and a douche on a bike that caused an accident at a traffic light when he ran the light and caused a car to swerve into pole to avoid him. I later read in the news that said douche tried to escape…

NO, but I can tell you two of the happiest ignoramuses on the road.

I’ll just swap this torture chamber out for a Porsche Cayman GT4 and be done with it.

Okay, so the Miata is out, meaning the Jeep Cherokee XJ can now swoop in and become the official vehicle of Jalopnik!

“XJ is always the answer”— I like the sound of that!

Made it over the barriers meant to stop cars.

I have primarily driven sporty cars, and in the past decade, pure sports cars. I love them, to bits. I drive them as they are intended.

There is always one whiner on Foxtrot Alpha.

This was posted under Foxtrot Alpha, a military focused site.

You seemed to have wondered into Foxtrot Alpha stranger... which is a MILITARY enthusiast site operating under Jalopnik which operates under Gawker. So once you’re off your high horse do us all a solid and pull your head outta your ass and see your way back to Jalopnik. Thanks for visiting.

I’m seeing

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

You think I care about the difference?

Just to point out,