The Porsche Purity Police in Great Britain don’t kid around do they?

Oooo! Burn!

I guess its safe to say the van “Deep Sixt” the Porsche?

Well, they did punish him by giving him a water-cooled Porsche.

That’s why gay people are out of the closet. Closets are for fabulous things!

Yeah, but we have dentists. and we don’t talk funny or have a Queen. AND we’re not communist because free healthcare is for commies.

Viper: Good morning gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees...

Nah, Clarkson is in the wrong here.

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

Clarkson coming in hot!

You sneeky dog. You got out of rightfully earned parking tickets because your car was misidentified. Well, allrigh, I guess!

Just re-watched this episode last night.

I got pulled over in Oklahoma, and the officer had a lot of trouble figuring out my Texas DL. Admittedly, I was on some back roads in a relatively small town, but it’s the next state over, surely Texas DLs can’t be that foreign to you.

How about the principle of writing correctly? It should be “wouldn’t have hurt me financially” instead of “wouldn’t of hurt me financially.”

Lol $11 for a parking ticket. That’s cute.

It’s a German car on American streets, pretty sure it has a hood and trunklid (or more accurately I guess a hatch).

Bonus points. You could debadge it to further obfuscate it. 

Reminds me of explaining that my 100% factory Lancer Evolution was not illegally modified and the rear spoiler was *not* going to be removed because it was DOT approved.

I’m all in on the early birds!

Same here. Plus there’s always drink specials, too. At least in FL.