Just like, climb over them. Climber’s gear is your friend

Emma was too good for this world

Police found a message on Sterling’s calendar for May 25, the day of the attack, that said “Kill JDF.”

Imma be that guy and say they’ve stated this since it started development in the early-mid 2000s. The only thing surprising so far is that it leans so Ayami Kojima-ish in the art direction.

I see Pikango in one of those pictures. I dunno who’s responsible for his design but he’s one of the most expressive characters I’ve seen in just about any damn game ever, and he’s just some semi-important NPC. Watch him some time in Kakariko as he goes through his idle animations. He runs through like a million…

English Zelda fits the tone of the game better than Japanese Zelda. She’s too cheery. Since she has like 90% of the dialog I’ll stick with English for the rest of my playthrough. Their Deku Tree was infinitely better, though.

No bullshit, I love reading about this kinda shit. I love games like this and EVE that embrace total fuckery if not outright encourage it.

I know they’re horrid deathtraps but a family friend owned one in the late 80s when I was a kid and we thought it was a the coolest little fucking thing in the world. It could actually fit four tiny children in the back (we did some weird criss-cross belt bullshit so we were all strapped in) and we once had to float…

A talking dog in a suit with a body like Stephen King may not be as marketable

Win10's version of Windows Defender is an offshoot/home version of of System Center Endpoint Protection and it’s actually pretty fucking legit. They are absolutely correct. Also Webroot? What year is this?

I would say two things;

My major issue is calling GL unique. I love the show to death but it was like 9/10s derivative by its very nature. They’re also being a bit nostalgia-goggley; we seem to forget that for every Cowboy Bebop there was like three million pounds of shit, every year all the way back to the 70s. The only thing that’s really…

>he’s never see Otomedius

Eh; you can “be near” quite a bit of Pripyat and some of the CNPP now mainly because they’ve mapped out more or less all of the big piles of shit that’s still hot enough to fuck you up. It’s still very easy to wander into somewhere or something that will ruin your day real fast though, and you’re still setting…

Fuggin this. Shits quick and easy

No. It’s just an exploration of the urban legend (I think; far as I know it was never confirmed) that the three of them got the fuck out of Dodge/NYC on 9/11 and went on a bizzare-as-fuck roadtrip. I wanted to see it for the sheer WTFery of the concept.

MY insular messageboard community is so much better than that other insular messageboard community.

No one has said it was cancelled for the Wii U. Calm your tits.

You do know that the Japanese like to bust out the torches and pitchforks when they fuck with the DQ formula, right? Most DQs recieve QoL improvements for the West that make them less intentionally clunky and “old” feeling.

Everyone seems to be forgetting that this is Squeenix’s Duke Nukem Forever. This game was born out of the ultimate Bullshot that SE didn’t have enough God-given sense to back out of when the hype got too real. Adjusted for inflation I bet it meets or even beats out their Hawaiian studio purchase and creation of…