What the fuck is “YOLO Crystal Fantas-”

Yup, expect a half dozen more fart-joke cartoons with Newgrounds-grade animation that cost six bucks an episode to make, and for which it’s expected you’re at least three bongs in before you even hit play.

Poor fucker needs work. All he knows is brick-throwing and frog-being.

Seriously, how do I down vote bullshit on Kinja?

...he often speaks of the coming war between man and the Brotherhood of Machines...

I modded Witcher 3 so that I was super overpowered and never needed new stuff, and I played it just like an adventure game. It was so freeing to walk through the environments and not loot every barrel, box and chest. I didn’t need to open menus to combine oils to make a potion. I just played the super rad adventure…

Literally the first thing I do in a Bethesda game is “player.forceav carryweight 10000".

Isn’t this show just a rip-off of the Australian film I Am Mother?

Man, so they’re really pandering to the Japanese market with this, eh?

“You should probably avoid dealing with Putin.”

What the hell are you doing in Sin City?

Exactly. It’s a Viagra pill and soapy titjob with prostate massage for the boomers, designed to exemplify how, goshdarnit, they were singlehandedly and personally responsible for every great thing that ever happened post-WWII, and each one was personally involved in it, which is just exactly how they feel.

Which is kinda why Groom is so pissed off: basically, Zemeckis took the vague idea and the main character, and just pissed all over it. 

Sir Nigel “Sir Humphrey Appleby” Hawthorne, ladies and gents.

Pepe went from a single six-panel comic uploaded to Myspace to being officially declared a hate symbol in less than a decade.

It takes the worst parts of video games, social media, and cam whoring and shoves them into one shitty package.

Yeah, you’re just a cunt who makes sure other artists don’t get paid.

They all eat Hovis bread - fulla Wheatgerm, it makes ‘em strong.

Is it going to cover her time working for the CIA and her TERFdom?