But you get tons of:

WHY IN THE FUCKING HOLY CHRIST’S HOLEY WRISTS AND ANKLES IS THIS A FUCKING SLIDESHOW?!

“Give me a pop-song, mate. Give me a fucking pop-song. Not only is it more fun, it’s pretty fuckin’ hard to write as well. You can bung in as many out-of-tune oboes as you want, but putting chords together so they sound pleasant isn’t as simple as it might appear. It mightn’t be the Sistine Chapel, but what is? Ollie…

Having you considered going blind?

Miller basically does Arthouse Action. 

“IF HATE WERE PEOPLE, I’D BE CHINA!”

I didn’t watch the video (I never watch the videos here), but I like to think it was edited like Homer Simpson’s Rock Bottom interview (with the opposite intent):

I once went into a seppo-style “sports bar” in Brisbane for the free peanuts because I was hungry, and they had an NFL game on TV.

Activision, duh.

“Legalise pot, ban stoners” has always been my mantra. This shit is why.

Interstate Love Song is my jam.

Cynthia could never hope to rock a ponytail or run as delicately as ol’ SS does.

“Cynthia Rothrock...Allison Pregler”...these are made up names, aren’t they? You’re making these up to mess me, right?

One of my friends is Flemish and only speaks Dutch, and I like to point out that, technically, in his home country he’s two-thirds illiterate.

Oh, god. The one with Madonna going through her “Why, no, I’ve never heard this place one calls ‘America’, and I am sure I have never been there in my life, for I am the Britishest woman to have ever Britished - would you like some tea? It is most certainly most different to coffee” phase. 

I’m...I’m seriously worried about the fact that Frank Miller YA is a thing...

Honestly, how can you forget the best Arthurian origin story of them all: Stargate SG-1?

It was the last work of Norman Mailer.

This is still the best use of that song...