I’m sure she still does.

Wait, wh-

Welp, you jinxed it.

He fucking did. All the other ones have been slideshows. Goddammit.

For fuck’s sake, who hasn’t picked up Mjolnir in the Marvel universe?

Trust me, Yanks, you really don’t want the Brits in charge, considering what just got released today in Australia...

Sorry, Yanks: there’s only one fictional portrayal of King George 3.0, and that’s Sir Nigel “Humphrey Appleby” Hawthorne, a man cheated out of an Oscar by a movie in which Tom Hanks gives a soapy, nostalgic titwank to the Baby Boomers.

Nerds are the easiest demographic to sell to. They love familiarity above all else, so once you’ve found what they like you can just keep selling it to them over and over and over and over again.

“This comment is the most stunning comment I have read all year. Truly, one of the greatest comments of all time. D+.”

There’s a story - probably apocryphal, but damn - about how some guys back in Nintendo HQ in Japan were playing this and Shigeru Miyamoto walked past.

Also, Plok will have his day on the silver screen.

I mean, it’s Bubsy.

David Thewlis: Best Angel Ever. Excluding maybe Paul Hogan.

Holy fucking shit. THANK YOU. This is gorgeous.

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS IN SLIDESHOW FORMAT? THIS IS AWFUL. You guys did so well with the movies list.

On overseas flights?

Um, wasn’t that the The Sum Of All Fears with the neo-Nazis?

I remember Hazel & Cha-Cha.

It was a decent enough two-episode miniseries...

No game was ever improved as a whole buy throwing “more story” at it.