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Still in the greys! Still in the greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys!

I mean, Uber and AirBNB aren’t even tech companies. No, wait, bear with me.

But you have seen it.

If we call up The Hague we can have Hollywood put on trial for the crime against humanity of not giving M&C a sequel, right? Right? 

How the fuck did Silicon Valley ever get the rep as being left-wing and progressive?

Should I even bother posting something this week or will I just be stuck in the greys again?

When are we not rooting for Margo Martindale to win? 

Oh dear god, this perfect.

Isn’t “Apokolips” a shade of lipstick from Maybelline’s Goth Collection?

He was in MI6, after all...

Because Snyder spends most of his time listening to My Chemical Romance and screaming “IT’S NOT A PHASE, MOM!” at his mum between films. 

This is the real reason these superman films suck: Cavill should be devoting most of his time to campaigning for an UNCLE sequel, not starring in one of the many turds that get snapped off from Snyders lacklustre, flaccid sphincter.

It bugs me that there’s a green stamp on those ducks.

And just look how fucking thrilled this guy is to be wearing it:

Is that all sexuality, gender, and body image are to you people?

I always disliked their characterisation of Jerry.

Kevin to be played by Christopher Meloni.

His “Do bundle up...it’s awfully cold outside” is perfectly delivered.

Hell, Roseanne was considered revolutionary for the time, too. The Connors are real blue-collar - one paycheque away from homelessness.