Come on snowflake, you stopped there because reading is hard and he was using the big words.

My goodness, you alt-right Trumplickers sure are sensitive little things, aren’t you? Stop getting so offended all the time.

Whenever I see “not like this, not like this”, I hear it in the voice of the woman from the Matrix.
That’s normal, right?

I, myself, am a huge fucking dweeb. GoT was the start of my cats in cosplay photo series and I have no regerts.

That big crossbow is called a ballista. They’re a real thing, historically speaking. You can still think it’s underwhelming, but you could at least do two seconds of research before posting.

He is just asking what everyone who went to bed early on Election Night said when they woke up the next day.

“Can’t believe I went to bed so early. Alexa, what’s on the news?”
‘Today, President-Elect Trump...”
“PARDON ME??? What did you just say?”

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Mostly agree except for two problems: it’s getting late to fix some of the damage, which real people are suffering right now and which all of us will suffer soon when it comes to climate, and if we let our election process be undermined without a massive course correction, and hackers can still affect it, we’re doomed.

Obama was a monster because he tried to legislate from the executive office? Gee, I wonder if that had anything to do with the fact that he was one of, if not the most obstructed president in US history.

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Not gonna tell you how to raise your kid, but if it was me I probably wouldn’t let my child play a game where he can screw up my progress just by playing. I might let them play their own file or play a specific save that I’m not using, something that doesn’t affect me when i come back to play it. I don’t have any…

Hey genius, give him his own profile with his own saves.

But...but...this is entirely your fault, no? And your choice to make it your fault?

What even is this.

I hate people that use pets as props.

I expected to these to be more annoying than anything but I’m glad to be wrong. Perfectly and hilariously captures all the reasons I love-hated Oblivion.

...and that he had also wanted to kill“blacks, Arabs, Jews and homosexuals.”

I wonder how fast Koch pulled Dead Eyes and iVanka aside to warn them to start pulling some strings on their puppet or else.

Just goes to show that it’s all bs. Politics is nothing but interactive theater.