You can call them whatever you want, doesn’t make it true. These people are sportsmen, not fighters. The moment you introduce rules, points and a referee it ceases being a fight.

“You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

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The only chumps will be the ones paying to see this mess.

“An actual fight.”... I’d really like to know this real world scenario your coming up in your head where McGregor and Mayweather would actually fight each other. If they both met in a parking lot and squared off, Mayweather would then pull a gun, or he and his 3 body guards and McGregor’s bodyguards would proceed to…

He will be exposed as a chump, because MMA AND BOXING AREN’T THE SAME SPORT! Saying Mayweather will lose to McGregor in a MMA fight is a self-evident as McGregor getting demolished in this boxing match, only Mayweather isn’t stupid enough to try to fight in a different sport, and that dude is illiterate.

man, I hope this fight is half as intense as your beating of that straw man.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Dude. Lady. Whatever you identify as. I implore you. No more Redtube. Pornhub is here now.

Actually, I will give him the private plane one. I don’t think the issue there is disdain for being too close to the masses (there might be some of that), but you can control access and security much better with a private jet situation. If he were just flying on a regular old commercial plane out of a regular old…

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

All mushrooms and no cake makes Mario a crazy man.

“Your-a mother sucks-a mushrooms in-a Hell!”

Ah yes, the famous pixar patent on generic CG looking people.

I actually found their employment of prosthetic limbs to be quite tasteful, endearing, even. I’m very impressed by what looks to be an incredibly-varied amount of stuff there. Good on Microsoft!

Doesn’t this make Mario somewhat of a villain? Taking over people’s bodies and forcing them to do things against their will?

So Mario can transfer his consciousness into other beings via his hat? Am I the only one here who finds this kind of disturbing. 

I want him to have a heart attack and fall down some stairs on camera.

I have more complex sads.

After all the hand slapping they are probably doing it on purpose to stop the talk. I hope Trump drops dead, I am not apologetic, he’s a monster and a fucking waste of air.