I did some quick calculations (not factoring in the increases in chance to make it a little quicker) and this overall has less than a 10% chance of happening. I know that doesn't change the fact on any given summon session there's only a ~15% of pulling a focus character but still.

Hector is the best. I was disappointed by yet another 3 star Gordin in my summons today but then I threw Vantage on Hector and now he's even more absurd it's amazing

I thought Specter Knight'a diagonal slashes were interesting. It is admittedly a little weird to let him fall so he can slash upwards I'll admit.

I just did a summoning session in Heroes and I got a Seliph… who's four stars. (The fact I just picked up Lloyd who might be better is a little frustrating). I hope to get at least one more try at the Celica focus because it's at 8% total for 5 stars and damn it by chance I have to get at least one eventually.

Fire Emblem Echoes is out! And just and time for me finishing the semester to boot. Started up my file late last night, and so far I'm liking it. The lack weapon triangle is weird, and I'm disappointed that there's no axe users. Still it's been enjoyable so far, and I like that the dialogue is actually now voice acted.

I'll take "Middle School/High School Me Had No Idea How Gay People Have Sex" for 400.

(Reads last one)

Wait doesn't Dan come up with the acronyms? Or was that whole thing to make a point about the existence of the clit?

Right now Julia vs. Sanaki is neck and neck, so I'm hoping that I can get at least one victory before getting squashed by Tharja.

Yep, I'm Ben. Admittedly there's quite a few people I raced against who I'm not sure of their Gamelogical name. I know you, Brakeman, and FlimFlam (and his son) were there Monday night but I'm not sure who else.

I've had that Animal Crossing stage in Mario Kart since April 2015, and I swear Monday was the first time that I played the winter variant. It was neat.

How far are you in Earthbound?

I'm not sure how much I'll get the chance to play this weekend since I have a take home final due next Thursday, and a final to grade by Monday. That being said:

Haven't got the chance to meet up with my friend again, but I'm hoping to at least one more time before the end of the school year. Finals will make it tricky though. (Proctoring an 8 am final on Saturday, woohoooooo wait no that's a pain)

Can I be glad that the AV Club runs this column simply because this comments section? (The SL comments were how I first stumbled upon the community here back in the nostalgia inducing days of 2013)

(Reads the story about the rapist who removed their condom)

Yeah that's been a theme for me. In hindsight I also drank a lot of water at dinner and so I had to use the bathroom before the main event so I don't think that helped either.

Admittedly I couldn't tell sometimes if I suddenly laughed from the TV or if I'm just really ticklish. A little from column A, a little from column B I guess.

Hey I wasn't having sex and watching MST3K at the same time!

(Reads some of the letters) Jeez people ask, before you try something new seems like a good guideline.